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aimytye187
aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
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Tell me the worst/ funniest pick up lines you know or have ever heard!!! :)

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  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    Hey baby...let's say you and me go back to my place, have some pizza and then get ready for some epic sexytime?

    (Assuming the answer is no)

    What's the matter? You don't like pizza?
  • aimytye187
    aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
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    OMG I love it!!!
    jamespfinnen wrote: »
    Hey baby...let's say you and me go back to my place, have some pizza and then get ready for some epic sexytime?

    (Assuming the answer is no)

    What's the matter? You don't like pizza?

  • aimytye187
    aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
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    What about: hey baby do you like Subway cause I can give you a foot-long?
  • aimytye187
    aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
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    I've gotten that one!!!
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    Is your name Google? Cuz you're everything I've been searching for.

    My son said this one day and I died.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Do you have any Italian in you?
    No.
    You want some?
  • aimytye187
    aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
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    Excuse me do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee following for you
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    aimytye187 wrote: »
    Excuse me do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee following for you

    No I don't but if you comeback to my place I can wrap you up. ;-)
  • MaxPower6868
    MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member
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    Girl, you remind me of my Big Toe cuz Imma bang you on my coffee table.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    i pulled this one off once and it worked until my crappy awkwardness kicked in


    "Damn girl that must be Jam cus Jelly dont giggle like that"
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    You know how much a polar bear weighs?
  • hazman81
    hazman81 Posts: 86 Member
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    I wish I was a squirrel so I could bust a nut in you @ss
  • MaxPower6868
    MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Pardon me, but my d1ck died. Do you think I could bury it in your a55?

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