I THINK SHE KNOWS......

KD454
KD454 Posts: 1,548 Member
edited November 13 in Fun and Games
So I've been talking to this woman on MFP for awhile and I'm thinking about going to see her, but I think it may be a set up by my wife. I think she has been this person the whole time and is going to set me up. What would you do?
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  • time2cutnow
    time2cutnow Posts: 150 Member
    hahahahahahah




    hahahah...


    ha
  • mrs_sjlarsen
    mrs_sjlarsen Posts: 76 Member
    delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up.

    ^^^ THIS
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    Oh you poor man, you better drain your bank account and protect your assets :D
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    *yawn*
  • Erik8484
    Erik8484 Posts: 458 Member
    three way with your wife and her alter ego
  • _EPIC_
    _EPIC_ Posts: 611 Member
    Clearly make another topic about it to garner more attention to amuse yourself.
  • lliinnsseeyy
    lliinnsseeyy Posts: 1,691 Member
    Go grab your wife and remind her who's in charge! ;) .....distraction is always best!
  • Lone_wolf46
    Lone_wolf46 Posts: 2,709 Member
    This is awesome
  • mrs_sjlarsen
    mrs_sjlarsen Posts: 76 Member
    I would actually probably tell her you knew it was her the whole time <3 LOL
  • pansamanchada
    pansamanchada Posts: 158 Member
    Declare bankruptcy
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  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    take a body guard to the meet
  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
    ummm, wouldn't she be reading this too? so not buying it
  • mrs_sjlarsen
    mrs_sjlarsen Posts: 76 Member
    maybe his wife started this thread to weed out the chick....!! LOL. this one is entertaining.
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  • mrs_sjlarsen
    mrs_sjlarsen Posts: 76 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
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    omg. i'm rolling....!! :lol:
  • TeamScorpioRI
    TeamScorpioRI Posts: 56 Member
    delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up.

    Exactly!!

    So your about to be caught cheating. Congrats.... on the downside, this could blow up in your face. On the upside, you could spin this as a way to finally open up about your marriage and why you are feeling the need to stray. Be honest, own your mistakes, don't put the blame on her, go to counselling.... and for gods sake, delete your damn MPF account. And maybe, just maybe, you can walk out of this thing with your marriage intact.

    Or your screwed...
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    perhaps she is one of the woman on here :o
  • time2cutnow
    time2cutnow Posts: 150 Member
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Wait...if you've been talking to her here who's to say she doesn't have a bit on the side. Have you checked for her name in the crush thread?
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    edited February 2016
    LMAO. This is great. You're dead anyways if its a set up. I would just hire a private IT investigator to hack her and figure out what's gwonin. If its a set up ur dead, if its not a set up and u dont go, u suck LOL... LIVE IS TOO SHORT TO GIVE A FUK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
    What's that song..... Escape by Rupert Holmes....... If you like Pina Coladas...
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    It's her. We talk about it when we're not exchanging pictures of our private parts.
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  • upoffthemat
    upoffthemat Posts: 679 Member
    shouldn't this be posted in the Ashley Madison Forum section?
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    lol that someone flagged OP's post as spam. Come on... whether real or not... comedy gold =/= spam
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Maybe it was the wife who flagged it
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    KD454 wrote: »
    So I've been talking to this woman on MFP for awhile and I'm thinking about going to see her, but I think it may be a set up by my wife. I think she has been this person the whole time and is going to set me up. What would you do?

    Ahhhh, grooming behavior lookin' pah dah eNub! Make up a story about being open to cheating and see who bites.

    Strong noodz game thar pard.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Wait...if you've been talking to her here who's to say she doesn't have a bit on the side. Have you checked for her name in the crush thread?

    Haha! Winner.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Go see the woman..if it turns out to be your wife, tell her you knew it was her the whole time..

    My go to strategy normally is Deny deny deny!!!
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