I THINK SHE KNOWS......

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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    leave the *kitten* if you don't want to be with her
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    and stop playing games with your mind and her
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    provencal73 wrote: »
    What's that song..... Escape by Rupert Holmes....... If you like Pina Coladas...

    That's what I thought of, too!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    i charge by the hour for advice, and i can give out some pretty money worthy advice. Ask anyone on my friends list who gets it for free.
  • RUN_LIFT_EAT
    RUN_LIFT_EAT Posts: 537 Member
    Delete your history and cookies... then go ahead and defrag your computer. Then smash it with a sledghammer, and run it through a chipper. After that, go ahead and melt it down to molten metal... go ahead and drink that. She'll still catch you!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    i charge by the hour for advice, and i can give out some pretty money worthy advice. Ask anyone on my friends list who gets it for free.

    He's brilliant. Like top what 10 super smart people? He knows stuff
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    i charge by the hour for advice, and i can give out some pretty money worthy advice. Ask anyone on my friends list who gets it for free.

    He's brilliant. Like top what 10 super smart people? He knows stuff

    yeah just about i think im 15 if i recall.
  • weightsandmacros
    weightsandmacros Posts: 1,050 Member
    ExAZTrailrunner wrote: »
    Delete your history and cookies... then go ahead and defrag your computer. Then smash it with a sledghammer, and run it through a chipper. After that, go ahead and melt it down to molten metal... go ahead and drink that. She'll still catch you!

    Lmao!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    i charge by the hour for advice, and i can give out some pretty money worthy advice. Ask anyone on my friends list who gets it for free.

    He's brilliant. Like top what 10 super smart people? He knows stuff

    yeah just about i think im 15 if i recall.

    Have you aged? Maybes you've gotten smarter already
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    i charge by the hour for advice, and i can give out some pretty money worthy advice. Ask anyone on my friends list who gets it for free.

    He's brilliant. Like top what 10 super smart people? He knows stuff

    yeah just about i think im 15 if i recall.

    Have you aged? Maybes you've gotten smarter already

    no not yets maybes anothers couples days
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Well, if there is two of them, cant you just have them both? A threesome seems like the ideal way to get out of your marriage rut and keep it intact, right? Everybody wins. I know, I know. Genius.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    It's her. We talk about it when we're not exchanging pictures of our private parts.

    B) #yolo
  • DrFever100
    DrFever100 Posts: 5,899 Member
    Send her a message her when her phone is close by and see if it vibrates....haha

    Why do I get involved in this stuff?....... pm me if u get busted..... first consultations are free

    Smh
  • missroseseeshertoes
    missroseseeshertoes Posts: 34 Member
    provencal73 wrote: »
    What's that song..... Escape by Rupert Holmes....... If you like Pina Coladas...

    That's exactly what I thought... too funny
  • SweetestDreamz
    SweetestDreamz Posts: 33 Member
    KD454 wrote: »
    So I've been talking to this woman on MFP for awhile and I'm thinking about going to see her, but I think it may be a set up by my wife. I think she has been this person the whole time and is going to set me up. What would you do?

    Umm, not cheat on your wife?
  • angelamichelle_xo
    angelamichelle_xo Posts: 646 Member
    :s
    asssssshole..
  • Saelith
    Saelith Posts: 556 Member
    edited February 2016
    SweetestDreamz wrote: »
    KD454 wrote: »
    So I've been talking to this woman on MFP for awhile and I'm thinking about going to see her, but I think it may be a set up by my wife. I think she has been this person the whole time and is going to set me up. What would you do?

    Umm, not cheat on your wife?

  • daveclrk5858
    daveclrk5858 Posts: 67 Member
    KD454 wrote: »
    So I've been talking to this woman on MFP for awhile and I'm thinking about going to see her, but I think it may be a set up by my wife. I think she has been this person the whole time and is going to set me up. What would you do?

    You should quit chatting with the girl on MFP. Look at yourself and ask why you're chatting with the girl in the first place. Figure that out ASAP and work out any problems with your wife. You made a vow, so do your best to honor that.

    No judgement here man. Praying for you guys and cheating is not the way.
  • DrFever100
    DrFever100 Posts: 5,899 Member
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  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    i once read about a story in the U.S where the guys wife caught him cheating and she waited until he was asleep one night and bit his nuts clean off... not trying to scare you or anything...just sprung to mind.
  • daveclrk5858
    daveclrk5858 Posts: 67 Member
    http://youtu.be/JS6Gw6NVgRg

    Watch this movie before you decide to cheat lol
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    Tomm88 wrote: »
    i once read about a story in the U.S where the guys wife caught him cheating and she waited until he was asleep one night and bit his nuts clean off... not trying to scare you or anything...just sprung to mind.
    hey if they was married that's probably the most sexual thing she had done to him in years right?

    or it was a fetish gone wrong.... very wrong

  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Where is Paul Harvey at when you need him to tell you the rest of the story...
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    RUN_LIFT_EAT wrote: »
    Delete your history and cookies... then go ahead and defrag your computer. Then smash it with a sledghammer, and run it through a chipper. After that, go ahead and melt it down to molten metal... go ahead and drink that. She'll still catch you!

    Dont forget the servers in 15 different countries. You need to get those too.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited July 2017
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    FireTurtle75 wrote: »
    Where is Paul Harvey at when you need him to tell you the rest of the story...

    Why did you resurrect this thread a year and a half later?

    I was bored & scrolling through old threads to see what was interesting & the title caught my eye. Just thought it was a hilarious thread.
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