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We broke up because...
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She got mad at me for buying full fat milk.0
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She brought home milk with my face on the carton0
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He always had something on his face0
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So did she
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(good one)0
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Found a frightened and crying man in our closet..Im sure I didn't put him there0
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Couldn't remember where she kept our toys0
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Had too many Boy Toys!0
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Believed you could have 2 many boy toys0
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Didn't like me brining a lot of guys home ..0
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Kept poisoning me with cigarette smoke!0
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Couldn't tell the difference between cigarette smoke and weed0
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He tried to say he was sleep walking when I I caught him with the neighbor0
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That SuperBowl celebration got out of hand0
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Didn't do as he was told ..0
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Wah, Wah, Wah!!!
Such a sore loser and party pooper!0 -
Because stuff got too deep, too fast.
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Caught him with another woman0
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She was a nick named Flirty Girdy0
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Ran away with the spoon.0
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Was clumsy..I handed him the dish and he dropped it0
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Didn't like our new sleeping arrangement0
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The neighbor did it0
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There was one THING I wasn't seeing, and size matters0
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She wanted sausage..I didnt have one0
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he was always wanting other women's muffins0
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She left me wanting...0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »She left me wanting...
Never ;-) She just wanted more than I could give.0 -
Spent all of her time and money on her dog0
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