What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Me. Help!!

A collection of weird stuff he orders off of late night tv....see posts above for examples

empty vodka bottles

Nappies and formula

6 George Foreman grills that people keep giving him for Christmas

^^^ don't wanna get to the bottom of that invention

An unopened Nutri-Bullet and box full of old CDs.

body pillow of Jo

a bob barker impersonator who'd yell "come on down" each time she opened the closet down

her dolls she ripped the heads off

Let's see... Pencils, toothpaste, plant pots, spice, atlas, shoes, a woman's purse, wrappers, coins, magnifying glass, painting palette, dirty socks, bag of corn kernels, a pumpkin... Umbrella

potato chips and nuts.
coz there is a squirrel inside too..

ex boyfriend's band t-shirts she stole

old trainers

a bag of cheese doodles with a post-it note on it that reads "for jesus when he returns"