If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

drop my coffee laughing at this event unfold.

Wondering why everyone's running away

Oh I see! You better hide out back

Slap his butt

Ask her where she got her lipstick from!

Notice that he is nervous..block his exit from the shop..take his hand and lead him to a table and tell him we are going to have a coffee and chat

Take her coffee. I need it more than she does

Remind her that she can't bring her unicorn inside the building.

tell her that they are too horny

@ExAZTrailrunner Smile..wink.....watch him get nervous..wondering what I will do...I buy my coffee and sit next to him..he licks his lips ..his adams apple bobs as he swallows nervously...
Relax..Im not finished my coffee yet..the ravishing comes after
@angiedwill lets hit the pub and dtir up some mischief