Shower thoughts - FitnessPal Edition

Share your shower thoughts!
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  • Doc0862
    Doc0862 Posts: 43 Member
    I should have taken my clothes off BEFORE I got in here....
  • Awillz_Conqueror
    Awillz_Conqueror Posts: 145 Member
    .... I left my towel in the bedroom.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    "Did I just use shampoo or conditioner?"...."What was that sound? Is someone out there?"........"Fricck, the water's getting cold! Who flushed!!!"
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Wish someone would wash my hair for me.
  • braff13077
    braff13077 Posts: 116 Member
    I can see into my neighbors backyard. Damn it. That means they can see me. Oh well.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Reading the responses in this thread, you can pretty easily tell who's a Reddit user and who isn't.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    let's see if I can hit that tile up there...
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
    How did they come up with prostate exams? Did some doctor open up a cadaver and go "Hey! If I put my finger up here, I can poke the prostate gland!"

    True story, this is a real thought I had in the shower.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited February 2016
    Is that the hair from my head or..... :flushed:
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    Should I take a piss in here?
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  • Awillz_Conqueror
    Awillz_Conqueror Posts: 145 Member
    Man... this shampoo doesn't lather at all, but it smells minty fresh! .... wait.... uh-oh...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    GothyFaery wrote: »
    How did they come up with prostate exams? Did some doctor open up a cadaver and go "Hey! If I put my finger up here, I can poke the prostate gland!"

    True story, this is a real thought I had in the shower.

    Pretty sure people were trying to stimulate each other's prostates long before they realized it had a medical application
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Damn, I've had this loofah since Coldplay's first album
  • olgamarie940
    olgamarie940 Posts: 13 Member
    @OneHundredToLose reddit...exactly!
  • bluiedgrl10
    bluiedgrl10 Posts: 2,017 Member
    Damn these razors rocks I am soooo smooth!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I'm kind of an amazing singer
  • Jess1989ica
    Jess1989ica Posts: 2,391 Member
    Would be nice to have someone wash my back..
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Am I the only one who doesn't think about *kitten* in the shower? Shower is my only time I ever allow to not think about anything except getting clean :o best thing ever
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Plastic toy dinosaurs are made from dead dinosaurs.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    Am I the only one who doesn't think about *kitten* in the shower? Shower is my only time I ever allow to not think about anything except getting clean :o best thing ever

    Me too Pie! I love my shower time!
  • kirsty27h1
    kirsty27h1 Posts: 222 Member
    Need some 1 to scrub my back x
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    edited February 2016
    I need to scrub someone's back -- I'd be great at it.
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  • jd_racer
    jd_racer Posts: 23 Member
    I wonder who's going to die tonight on walking dead
  • MoeMoe1515
    MoeMoe1515 Posts: 92 Member
    Damn these razors rocks I am soooo smooth!

  • sp_xox
    sp_xox Posts: 43 Member
    Why do people switch the kitchen tap on every time i'm in the shower and then the water pressure messes up
  • jwschutz
    jwschutz Posts: 306 Member
    How many different bottles of shampoo and conditioner are really required? Or I wish I had just enough room for a razor.
  • AbzAzeem
    AbzAzeem Posts: 533 Member
    Why do onlyget deep thoughts in the shower