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Splenda_Daddy
Splenda_Daddy Posts: 151 Member
edited February 2016 in Fun and Games
But you have to corrupt it.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I could fly
Person 2: Granted, but each time you fly, it takes 1 year off your life.

I'll go first.


I wish I had tickets to every concert of a band I love in the future for free.
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  • Kiandra_B
    Kiandra_B Posts: 66 Member
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    Granted, but your seats will always be Nosebleeds :|

    I wish I could read minds
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Granted, but you'll discover something too unpleasant to handle.

    I wish I was never ever heart broken again.
  • Splenda_Daddy
    Splenda_Daddy Posts: 151 Member
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    Granted, but you will never love someone again.

    I wish I could see ghosts and paranormal entities.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Granted, but you'll have to leave your residence because it's unimaginably scary.

    I wish I had 6 million dollars.
  • Splenda_Daddy
    Splenda_Daddy Posts: 151 Member
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    Granted, but they're monopoly dollars. (This is so evil lol)

    I wish I could sing.
  • Kiandra_B
    Kiandra_B Posts: 66 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Granted but you're audience will be deaf

    I wish I had a bmw x6
  • Splenda_Daddy
    Splenda_Daddy Posts: 151 Member
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    Granted, but it's a toy model.

    I wish I could vacation anywhere, anytime
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    You Can: You Vacation in South Central in the middle of a Gang War!

    I wish I could eat more Good stuff without gaining more weight!
  • Birkah
    Birkah Posts: 33 Member
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    Granted! Suddenly, all that tastes good to you is brussels sprouts and salted beef tongue.

    I wish that every pair of jeans I ever try on fit perfectly.
  • cookieinbk82
    cookieinbk82 Posts: 320 Member
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    Granted but the person will have terrible body odor.

    I wish I could twerk
  • tristen_leigh
    tristen_leigh Posts: 214 Member
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    Granted but you always look super awkward and it's at really inappropriate times.

    I wish I could teleport!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    Granted, but youd always teleport to places you never wanted to go to.

    I wish i could sing
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Granted, but you sound like a dying Ox!

    I wish I had more hair on my head!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Granted, but it's only awkward because you fell asleep in the field after and the farmer was REALLY mad about what you did with the lamb.

    I wish Non-Stop worked out at my gym.
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
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    Granted, but in real life he looks like this:
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    I wish ice cream didn't have any calories.
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
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    granted but it only comes in one flavor - maple walnut.

    I wish you well.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    But the well is boiling water

    I wish I was dead
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Granted but you come back after a long weekend and everyone loses their minds for the next 2000 years!!

    I wish for a pony!
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    Granted but it's a My Little Pony.

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    I wish for no snow or ice this winter.

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