Go Fund Me

TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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Thank to GoFundMe I recently started a new business making and selling statues of religious figures.

I've yet to make a prophet.

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I just saw a person on GoFundMe that has been asking for donations to share in his new time travelling business.

    I had to turn him down though, I just couldn't see a future in it.
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Are you related to my Dad by any chance?

  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    Are you related to my Dad me by any chance?

    Same thing, just simplified.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    edited February 2016
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    Are you related to my Dad by any chance?

    I don't know. Let's start a GoFundMe page together so that we can successfully trace our Ancestry. If we're not, let's start a second GoFundMe page to fund our 2 week all-inclusive vacation in Cozumel.

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    Are you related to my Dad by any chance?

    who's your daddy?

    (ok, that's out of my system...I'll go back to fart jokes and bad innuendo).
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Now you can crowdfund a brand new pair of breasts courtesy of myfreeimplants.com! According to the website, donors can “help the woman of your dreams achieve the body of their dreams” by making a donation of any amount to a woman who wants a boob job. You can peruse pictures and profiles, and surgeons can virtually mingle with potential clients. The site boasts more than eight million page views per month, and one woman claims to have raised $8,632.85 in 18 months.

    If you are thinking about implants, this is the breast way to get them.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    Now you can crowdfund a brand new pair of breasts courtesy of myfreeimplants.com! According to the website, donors can “help the woman of your dreams achieve the body of their dreams” by making a donation of any amount to a woman who wants a boob job. You can peruse pictures and profiles, and surgeons can virtually mingle with potential clients. The site boasts more than eight million page views per month, and one woman claims to have raised $8,632.85 in 18 months.

    If you are thinking about implants, this is the breast way to get them.

    If she offered a "free" pic of the surgery results, I could see that being a successful way to fund the surgery...
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    I'll never get over the chick on here that wanted to start a GFM to find her mermaid tail so she could fulfill her dream of becoming a professional mermaid. Oh, and her pool too.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    I know a woman who started a GoFundMe page so she could afford to move to a new city.

    She used all the money to buy weed.
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    I'll never get over the chick on here that wanted to start a GFM to find her mermaid tail so she could fulfill her dream of becoming a professional mermaid. Oh, and her pool too.

    For real?
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    I'll never get over the chick on here that wanted to start a GFM to find her mermaid tail so she could fulfill her dream of becoming a professional mermaid. Oh, and her pool too.

    For real?

    Couldn't make that up if I tried.
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member

    kkenseth wrote: »
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    I'll never get over the chick on here that wanted to start a GFM to find her mermaid tail so she could fulfill her dream of becoming a professional mermaid. Oh, and her pool too.

    For real?

    One of my favorite bars is the Sip and Dip in Great Falls, MT. You can watch the mermaids through glass behind the bar. Maybe she ended up there?uzh5tg61fvkh.jpeg
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    Are you related to my Dad me by any chance?

    Same thing, just simplified.

    Expect an angry rant in your inbox.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    I'll never get over the chick on here that wanted to start a GFM to find her mermaid tail so she could fulfill her dream of becoming a professional mermaid. Oh, and her pool too.

    For real?

    One of my favorite bars is the Sip and Dip in Great Falls, MT. You can watch the mermaids through glass behind the bar. Maybe she ended up there?uzh5tg61fvkh.jpeg

    She had 100 lbs to lose first. Can't say I've been following
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    Now you can crowdfund a brand new pair of breasts courtesy of myfreeimplants.com! According to the website, donors can “help the woman of your dreams achieve the body of their dreams” by making a donation of any amount to a woman who wants a boob job. You can peruse pictures and profiles, and surgeons can virtually mingle with potential clients. The site boasts more than eight million page views per month, and one woman claims to have raised $8,632.85 in 18 months.

    If you are thinking about implants, this is the breast way to get them.

    If she offered a "free" pic of the surgery results, I could see that being a successful way to fund the surgery...


    Ummmmmm....that happens. Every single day. For labiaplasty and anything else you want, too.

    http://mic.com/articles/129882/this-is-what-it-s-like-to-kickstart-your-vaginal-makeover

    Seriously messed up people out there, man.

  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    Are you related to my Dad me by any chance?

    Same thing, just simplified.

    Expect an angry rant in your inbox.

    Don't waste your time. My inbox is full. ;)

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