Insult the person below you

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  • tinamonkpruiett
    tinamonkpruiett Posts: 17 Member
    Well I can be terrible sometimes:)

    The person below me is a pervert.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    They play ball like a girl.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Hey, those internet searches were 100% legitimate!

    The person below me is a low-down, dirty-dealing scumbag who also has an extensive collection of Justin Bieber concert memorabilia.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yup..you got me :p>:)

    TPBM.. has crotch crickets
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    They dont even make Panties out of Crickets!

    The next person has breath that resembles boiling cabbage!
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had some brussel sprouts for dinner :dizzy:

    The person below me picks her/his nose and eats it
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited February 2016
    person below looks in the mirror every morning and says "I SEE A CUTIE PATOOTIE.... YES I DOOTIE"

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I need more sodium in my diet!

    The next person has toe jam!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Keeping it for my toast :o

    Looks 20 years older than their real age
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Had to make sure I matched my fake ID so I could get in the Pub! :tongue:

    The person below is so ugly they weren't even allowed in Chucky Cheese because they'd scare the Children.
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
    I usually do wear a paper bag on my head but I forgot it that time.

    The person below me has smelly feet
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2016
    Yeah..smell of lavender

    TPB..has garbage breath
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  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    My legs ARE closed...
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    person below is garbage..... a steaming, hot pile of it!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Well...at least I have goals and I won't be garbage forever...I'm going to work really hard to do spontaneously combustion and light up the night with my burning flames... My theme song will be Ellie Goulding's Burn....

    TPB is proof that evolution CAN go in reverse...
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    the person below will always be below me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Oh..I like that.. ;)

    Tpb...has a face like a festering marshmallow
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    :(
    TPB
    You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o ..ohhh that hurt my feelings :(

    Tpb is as smart as a brick
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I have been told I'm pretty hard headed! Is that a bad thing?

    The next person is so dense that when asked their digits they give out their social security number.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    the person below me has breath that Homeland Security has to monitor
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    edited March 2016
    Lmao ow that hurts my emotions. I chew gum steady so that helps :lol:

    Ugliest most crooked toe nail feet I've ever seen. No one can love that ...
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    Really?
    Really?

    MUTHA EFFIN REALLY.....

    You think your response could even come close to being as witty and abrasive as me.

    You are so worthless even I'm offended you're reading this.......just........leave!
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    The punching bag is my new friend today lol

    You should do the world a favor and not get out of bed and just stay there forever
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    person below is sitting at a Starbucks right now and surfing the MFP forums. What a looser lol.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Looser that prefers Duncan Donuts! :tongue:

    The person below has very bad B O! So bad that he was ejected from the neighborhood by Pepe LePew!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol...its my special new cologne..

    TPB..is as smart as a brick
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited March 2016


    person below starts smelling like grilled onions when they use the elliptical
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