Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....
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            Watching me like a hawk

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            Doing a hula0
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            One upping @SojournerThirteen by doing a Tahitian dance...0
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            Knocking Kristen out the way to get that Cuties attention!
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            Sitting at a table ..patting his lap..wants me to sit there
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            Being naughty in a booth with his imaginary friend0
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            Grinding on her bar stool0
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            Tearing his shirt off0
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            "Skating" around the floor, flirting with every guy she sees0
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            Trying out new pick up lines on every beauty he sees0
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            pretending to stagger into people but actually pick pocketing - he had to support his drinking habit somehow0
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            Selling condoms0
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            Taking way too long in the ladies room, holding up the line.0
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            coming out of the supply closet with a grin on her face0
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            Anxiously waiting her turn to see for herself what caused all the happiness in J!0
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            Doing the twist0
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            twisting lemons telling everyone "if life hands you a lemon then make lemonade"0
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            showing off yoga moves in them middle of the dance floor0
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            Yelling out "Hey Woman this isn't Yoga class!!! Let's Boogie!"0
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            showing everyone how to moonwalk0
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            requesting the DJ play some reggae0
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            Dancing The Bachata with some Hottie named Julio!0
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            leaning across the men at the bar to get pretzels, skipping the ones that were in front of her.0
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            Trying to drink their shot without noticing they've already drank it0
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            Swiftly hopping away from the Animal Control Officer that someone called!
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            Repeatedly returning every drink she gets, insisting the glass is always too dirty.0
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            Casually sneaking a toke of the doobie she stole from my purse!0
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            kept exclaiming, "I'm so high you could blindfold me with dental floss."0
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            Speaking of...Pulling that Dental Floss she calls a thong out after every dance move!
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            FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Speaking of...Pulling that Dental Floss she calls a thong out after every dance move!

OMG that made me spit out my tea.....oh heavens, I adore you!0 
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