We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Just preferred her going commando...0
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Kept hitting me with her slingshot. Ouch!0
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Wouldn't kiss me ..
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Was too needy 
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..I beat him up 0 -
Was into touch rough play0
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She didn't like my .."love taps"
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I couldn't take the abuse anymore0
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Big sook 0
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Resorted to whipping me0
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Was a bad sub
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I'm into the rough stuff, but the electrocution was one step too far...0
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Afraid of a gentle zap...wouldnt help with my recreation of Frankenstein's experiments0
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50 shades of gray turned into 50 shades of black and blue.0
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He broke my toys0
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She hid all my toys!!0
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I found all of her toys. I was scared.0
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Tried to use power tools..ouch0
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I was suffering from sleep deprivation and couldn't take all the innuendo anymore!!!0
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Good night..2am Im out.. 0
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G'day Mate!0
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Never serious0
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She tried to run me over with her scooter0
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He made fun of my Hoveround!0
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Because of the colon blast.0
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Crazy fetishes0
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She wasn't adventurous!0
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He was too afraid to trust me with pulling his cord!0
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She was always trying to pull everyone's cord but mine...0
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she ran on electricity and had to be plugged in. kept flipping the breakers during whoopee0
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