We broke up because...
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She thought she was the next big dance star. She never took off her tap shoes. Cla clack cla clack got annoying0
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She ran around the yard clack clack clacking like a hen0
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When she laid an egg I had to head for the hills0
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She was always calling me an Old Hen!0
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because she was scruncher and not a folder0
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he was always wanting to fold me into weird positions0
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She wasn't up for experiments0
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always wanting to play twister with other couples too.0
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Wouldn't play naked twister with the neighbors0
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Wanted to play naked twister with the neighbors0
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didnt like the mess from twister0
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Didn't clean up the mess0
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He was too much of a germophobe...0
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She wanted to roll in the mud before bed each night0
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she was always wanting to roll up joints before bed0
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she actually meant mud.0
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Wouldn't get down and dirty with me...0
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Once I went down he wouldn't let me come up... I suffocated. I bet that was awkward for the EMT's0
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She died in between some guys legs
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Couldn't handle the rough stuff...0
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(I laughed out loud)
She was always disappearing.. Under random tables at restaurants0 -
He learned from one of my exes that I liked rough 30 grit sandpaper and thought he meant in the bedroom!
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She was ocd about abc gum. Kept collecting it0
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She thought she had ESP and could predict what my next moves would be!
Did you predict this???
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She cleaned her fingernails with her toenail clippings.
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Didn't appreciate that I was frugal and recycled everything0
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I fell in love with someone else0
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She fell in love with someone else0
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It was him and he had the same feelings as her so they ran away together0
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I was still in love with him lol0
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