Ode to the Scale

fastfoodietofitcutie
fastfoodietofitcutie Posts: 523 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
This is how I am feeling today....

Ode to the Scale

I did everything right, I measured, I weighed,
I exercised daily, all food was homemade,
I had enough sleep, I drank lots of water,
I watched every calorie, I never did falter,
I stepped on the scale, I was so excited,
To see it go down, I’ll be so delighted,
I was shocked and surprised, I didn’t lose a bit,
The number went up, I couldn’t believe it!

What’s going on, I did everything right,
The scale must be broke, I gave the good fight,
What else can I do, how hard can I push,
Maybe next week I’ll see that big whoosh!

The journey continues, I’ll start a new day,
I guess I’ll continue to measure and weigh,
I don’t know what happened, I’m mad as can be,
But I did a good job so the scale can bite me!


Replies

  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Awesome!!
  • kathrynjean_
    kathrynjean_ Posts: 428 Member
    This is fabulous!!
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,741 Member
    Excellent - love it!
  • MarziDeThrall
    MarziDeThrall Posts: 98 Member
    LOL...love it. :)
  • meonlybetterDUH
    meonlybetterDUH Posts: 25 Member
    Perfect!
  • crosbylee
    crosbylee Posts: 3,455 Member
    So much Yes!!
  • Afura
    Afura Posts: 2,054 Member
    Wooo!
  • chaoticdreams
    chaoticdreams Posts: 447 Member
    This is great. Awesome LOL
  • alt5057
    alt5057 Posts: 62 Member
    Love it!
  • mbcieslak87
    mbcieslak87 Posts: 206 Member
    So cute and true!
  • akcorina
    akcorina Posts: 1 Member
    I love this - it's exactly how I felt this morning! Perhaps that scale should take some time off while we kick some more booty?
  • qb63
    qb63 Posts: 88 Member
    I know what you mean, I agree completely
    I too am obsessed with the numbers I see
    Lower means for a happier day
    While higher makes me completely cray-cray.
    Keep doing it right and turn the other cheek
    Cause you'll kick that scale's A** this time next week!
  • Squirrel698
    Squirrel698 Posts: 127 Member
    Wow, I believe I sang every word of this on this very morning! So well done. Good for you for keeping up the good fight.
  • vivmom2014
    vivmom2014 Posts: 1,649 Member
    I just read your poem out loud - with feeling - to my husband... it's great! Thanks for the smiles!! (And I relate. All scales can be thrown off a bridge today, as far as I'm concerned.)
  • fastfoodietofitcutie
    fastfoodietofitcutie Posts: 523 Member
    qb63 wrote: »
    I know what you mean, I agree completely
    I too am obsessed with the numbers I see
    Lower means for a happier day
    While higher makes me completely cray-cray.
    Keep doing it right and turn the other cheek
    Cause you'll kick that scale's A** this time next week!

    Ha, ha, nice!
  • cmjohnson53
    cmjohnson53 Posts: 61 Member
    No truer words….

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