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Geropsychologist

Kindergarten Teacher

Accountant

Meeting planner

Work with animals. Catsitter. Dog walker.

Office manager

Govt contractor - Network Specialist

Cat herder extraordinaire

Loan officer/ office manager

EMT and Cosmetologist

Microsoft xbox division

Forsenics expert --- I analyze crumbs left on people's desks, to determine who it is that keeps eating other people's lunches out of the fridge. It's very rewarding work, so satisfying when the culprit is finally caught and strung up. I love justice!

I'm the top salesperson at a time share operation. We sell time shares in the New York sewer system, mostly to rich weirdos who want to try living on the edge. I am able to make more sales than anyone else, because I really selll the EXPERIENCE, throwing in items like a hobo singalong, and rat bbq with cockroach fritters.

I am a cosmetologist who specializes in attaching and styling toupees, and also shaving and waxing extremely hairy backs. I use the back hair to make nicer toupees.

Corrections Officer