Pick your battles (this will make you laugh)

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  • jaca
    jaca Posts: 25
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    OMG i read that earlier on Fb and its just toooooo funny NOT to share.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    LMFAO! Awesome! My husband WOULD kill me for buying a large chicken for $100... and would not say a damn word about the towels.
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
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    I am practically crying. This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read all year.

    "This chicken *will cut you*!" ahhhhhhhahahahahaha.
  • alecta337
    alecta337 Posts: 622 Member
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    hahahaha
  • Behavioral
    Behavioral Posts: 60
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    I love and need one of those chickens.
  • BecksgotBack
    BecksgotBack Posts: 385 Member
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    LOL, totally something i would do just to piss off a man for being ridiculous. LOVED IT!!!
  • heatherleigh12
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    Soooo funny.... chicken down!!!!!
  • bjenny12345
    bjenny12345 Posts: 118 Member
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    he told everyone to stand back “because this chicken will cut you“, and at first I thought he meant it as a threat, like “That chicken has a shiv”, but turns out he just meant that all the chickens’ ends were sharp and rusty. It was awesome, and Laura and I agreed that even if we got tetanus, this chicken had already paid for himself even before we got it in her truck.



    That made me laugh so effing hard! I love it! thanks for sharing I needed this laugh~!
  • jllipson
    jllipson Posts: 646
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    So darned funny - LOVE it!
  • Biggestloserfan
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    Thanks for sharing that was hilarious!!!!
  • kamoira23
    kamoira23 Posts: 193
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    OHMYGOD. I just read it out loud and laughed so hard I started crying! Fabulous!
  • rharris86dc
    rharris86dc Posts: 635 Member
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    I died. And then I posted in on FB and sent the link to a friend, WHILE the tears were streaming down my face because I could not stop laughing.

    The comments are the best!!!
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
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    LMAO love this!!!
    “It’s an anniversary gift for you, a******. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.”
  • sharesb
    sharesb Posts: 416 Member
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    *love* lol....hysterical!! I would so do something like that to my hubby.....in fact.....

    lol
  • k2d4p
    k2d4p Posts: 441 Member
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    I really think this might be one of the funniest thing I have read in a while. That was awesome!

    Knock, Knock m'er f'er!
  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
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    That was great, thanks!! LoL
  • zeeeb
    zeeeb Posts: 805 Member
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    That was hilarious... i have tears streaming down my face... It's DP's 39th birthday today, i wish I had a Beyonce
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
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    I LOVE her blog! She's freaking hilarious.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    I am cracking up SOOOOO HARD.....BAHAHAHAHAHA
  • nkswans
    nkswans Posts: 469 Member
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    Hahah that was awesome! I love the pic of it at the door lolol