On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need :)

Come on, you know it made you laugh

Now that the ice has broken, I just wanted to say a quick hello to all of you fine MFP'ers. I have used MFP before, was on here for 3 years, took a hiatus to try and work on things in my real life. I have recently come back to help me get back on track after seeing myself start to slide off the fitness train.

I don't take the interwebz too seriously, I can laugh at myself, I tend to be extremely sarcastic, and blatantly honest. I will not log vacuuming as an exercise, I eat what I like in moderation, and I love to help encourage others aka give whiny people a swift kick in the *kitten* when it's needed (we all do this, yes even you!)

So, if you feel like you could use another friends, please feel to give me an add.

If nothing else, I hope this little thread at least gave you a smile, and is one of the more original ways someone has decided to introduce themselves to a bevy of internet strangers.