If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

We'd leave....with our buttered muffin..
Taking his hand and leavin the coffee shop...

She's hungry eating walls and what not

C'mon girls..you need to get out of this coffee shop..sun is shining..mid afternoon..how does a pub with an outdoor dining area overlooking the ocean sound..drinks..sunshine and laughs

Excuse me mam your shoes untied @musclegood_fatbad

Ask her if she is still wanting that big piece of chocolate.................................................cake

Smile at her

Drink copious amounts of coffee to wake up and nod sleepily at her.

Say what are you smiling at?

Then I'd just melt

small talk - try to get digits or contact info

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Not drink coffee with you

Sit down and have a cup with her.

The more the merrier!

Hahahahaha ...watch the look of horror spread across his face as he realises Im blocking his exit..I calmly with a grin walk up to him ....
Watch his adams apple bobbing with every worried gulp...
In one quick motion I land on his lap..arm around his neck ..and give him a noogie...
Then sip his coffee