Cheating wife

A man returns home a day early from a business> > trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks> > the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his> > wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the> > act.For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the> > husband and cabby tiptoe into the bedroom. The husband> > switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is> > his wife in bed with another man!The husband puts a gun to> > the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do> > it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for> > the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.> > HE paid for your season football tickets. HE paid for our> > house at the lake HE paid for our country club membership,> > and HE even pays the monthly dues!'Shaking his head from> > side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at> > the cabby and says, 'What would you do?The cabby> > replies, 'I'd cover his *kitten* with that blanket before> > he catches cold.'

I think I need a boyfriend like that.:noway:

You've got some good ones today!

Thanks, sometimes I get really cute e-mails that I just have to share. Sometimes they aren't worth repeating. I thought these were good ones.