We broke up because...
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Didn't believe it was my somnambulism...0
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I wasn't his type.0
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She typecast me as the nerdy librarian. I had more sides than that!0
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She hated my saxophone playing0
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Because she "hated my guts.".
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He had no guts. Was afraid of his own shadow.0
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She kicked me in her sleep0
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Wouldn't believe that I had restless legs syndrome0
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Thought it would be a kick to shoplift. She was nuts.0
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Didn't put the lime in the coconut0
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Wouldn't leave my remotes alone..
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removed at request of a friend
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Moved me off her favorites list0
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Had too many guys on her friends list0
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Always blowing up my phone0
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Always blowing her phone0
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He hummed in his sleep0
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She drove a Hummer. Gag.0
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Caught him sending nudes0
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I caught the neighbour in our cupboard0
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I caught the neighbor in our bed...0
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Stalked the neighbor0
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She *stalked* ..thats a euphemism for did the humpty do with the neighbour ..0
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Had a strange fetish for nursery rhymes.0
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Kept me tied up all day0
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