Whoes on their weight loss journey?

MohammedYusuf
MohammedYusuf Posts: 1 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Anyone on their journey to a better life?? Need motivation do tell me ur storyy :)

Replies

  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    edited May 2016
    The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn *kitten* — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn *kitten* — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

    Same
  • Shana67
    Shana67 Posts: 680 Member
    I will tell you about my journey but first of all, I am not a whoe, okay!?? LOLOL
  • AlexiaMaguren
    AlexiaMaguren Posts: 2 Member
    I was in an accident almost a year ago but before that I was a heavy girl, a smoker and a borderline alcoholic at 22. When I could start to move again after my accident I started off by quitting smoking, this made breathing easier, moving easier and made me feel way healthier from there I joined the gym and started counting calories. I now eat beautiful nutritious foods every day I am 85 days smoke free and have lost 23 kilos I now have more money because I don't eat take out and I don't smoke my cuboard is full of wonderfull foods and I feel a million times better I feel fitter than I was in high school ! Sex life is better too ;)
  • Dr1nkbleachndye
    Dr1nkbleachndye Posts: 441 Member
    Shana67 wrote: »
    I will tell you about my journey but first of all, I am not a whoe, okay!?? LOLOL
    At first glace I misread the title, and saw an 'R' in there.

    I'm on my journey now, and am enjoying it as much as hating it. Usually a good indication that you are passionate about it lol

This discussion has been closed.

Categories