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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I think she found out I cut her old boots for dinner!
But we were poor because she was too lazy to work0 -
I couldn't get past her lazy eye. I know, I know. I'm shallow.0
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She Knew that I couldn't swim so joined me in the shallow end and tried to drown me!0
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She had a weird doggy paddle0
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He wanted me to actually SHARE my Oreos... wtf1
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She wouldn't let me have dessert and called me a fatty0
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He was never sweet on me!0
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Caught him using his hand to the oddest photos....0
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She was sending him photos of her mom0
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LOL
She wanted me to call her mommy. Creepy.0 -
Didn't know the difference between Mama and Momma!0
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She also got creeped out by my doll collection, she thought they were always 'watching' us.0
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She liked her dolls more than she liked me.0
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She had a doll made to look like me. Obsessed much?0
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She put a spell on her dolls and they came to life one night so I sent her and the dolls out to the curb!0
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She believed in spells0
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She couldn't even spell cat.0
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She wouldn't let me play with her kitty0
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was into Plushies0
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Was always shaking his head at me!0
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had too good of a memory0
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wanted to wear a burka0
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Was trying to make me senile by drugging my coffee!0
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found my roofie stash0
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I found out his roofie's were horse tranquilizers0
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wouldn't let me buy her a drink after that0
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.. found me too big. Relax, my weight am speaking about, hence am here in MFP. ;-)0
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thought I was too shallow0
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Wouldn't be seen with me unless I did my hair and make up!0
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was always a wreck0
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