We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She hid chocolate bars all over the house..diet saboteur0
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She cursed at me in foreign languages!0
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hid my magic wands and potion bottles0
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Said my magic wand was not magic.0
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waved it around all the time, yelling "Helicopter time!!"0
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Was convicted of pulling her exes propeller off
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Her landing strip was a mess!1
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I don't understand what he's talking about.0
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used my favorite coffee mug to trap a spider. Now I can't use it without getting the heeby jeebies!0
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(eewwww, I would throw the damn cup away)
She obviously couldn't kill the spiders and neither could I, just wouldn't work between us!0 -
had a box delivered of 1000 spiders to my office!!0
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Hmmm....he said I kept violating the TRO, but I had no idea what he was talking about!0
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bahahaha - that's probably why I didn't follow it.
damn kid said I was stalking him....I just wanted to see what he was doing all day.0 -
The only time she took out the trash is when she dumped me
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said his ex did it better0
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He ate from the trash can..eww couldn't kiss him after that ..0
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She kicked my dog.... out of bed because he was too warm0
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I kicked him out of bed.... cause he was too cold!0
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only liked scary movies, and wouldn't let me hide my face!0
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She startled me once and I screamed "ahhh!!!" once and now won't show her face in public!0
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She showed too much in public.0
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Made me dress like a Quaker0
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She was puritanical0
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During "PlayTime" She made me pretend to be William Ames.0
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He was always pretending to be someone that I didn't know!
I think he was trying to make me think I was losing my mind!0 -
Nuts..totally insane 0
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That she was!!!
I had to have her committed!0 -
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She stole my make up0
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