Bacon and steak

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robs_ready
robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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Bacon, is delicious, it's one of the most delicious foods on the planet.

Steak is also one of the most delicious foods on the planet.

People disappoint me, they cut the fat off the bacon and cook their streak as black as coal, this is completely unacceptable.

Bacon fat is tasty and good for the soul.

Steak should be eaten with blood dropping onto the plate.

Any deviation from this, is unacceptable, vegetarianism is always an option for you.

(this thread is a joke, if you are offended, good)

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    one of the things i learned from my grandfather is to dip my bread in steak juice before eating. life lessons from my grandfather.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    wolverine66 wrote: »
    one of the things i learned from my grandfather is to dip my bread in steak juice before eating. life lessons from my grandfather.

    Your grandfather is a good man
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,576 Member
    edited June 2016
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    Bacon and steak are two things I could easily never eat again and not miss. I can't even remember the last time I had either.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Is this a club? Is there an initiation? Sign me up. Add bourbon to the list and I am a permanent member.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    no to this entire thread
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Is this a club? Is there an initiation? Sign me up. Add bourbon to the list and I am a permanent member.

    It's ever u want it to be baby
  • Dopenano
    Dopenano Posts: 20 Member
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    Bacon is life, if you don't like bacon then you're missing out tremendously
  • OfficialDSXIII
    OfficialDSXIII Posts: 91 Member
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    People cut the fat off of bacon??

    ..but wouldn't that be like cutting the bacon off?

    What would you actually be eating? :confounded:
  • DorkothyParker
    DorkothyParker Posts: 618 Member
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    https://youtu.be/WYns5vR3QuQ <---- my life (I'm Homer)
  • ScoobaChick
    ScoobaChick Posts: 184 Member
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    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Is this a club? Is there an initiation? Sign me up. Add bourbon to the list and I am a permanent member.

    Me too please! The less cooked the steak the better! And bacon ON steak is the best!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Bacon-wrapped, bourbon-marinated steak.

    I may need to change my panties.

    (Did I just say that?)
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    Bacon and sex

  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Both together nom.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    randomtai wrote: »
    Both together nom.

    I dont believe we've met, hello there
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Bacon-wrapped, bourbon-marinated steak.

    I may need to change my panties.

    (Did I just say that?)

    Does it not sit well with your stomach?

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