Would give a full body massage to person above.

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  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
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    Only if I get to dress up as an old asian lady and scream HAPPY ENDING?! throughout the whole thing.

    Sure thing ..knock yourself out ....my back is killing me ..I need a massage..I don't care if you dress up as a 2 bit hooker and scream.."I crapped my pants"

    Ok how about I ... Wait that's not nice..

    I'll just give the good massage lol
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
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    Hell yeah come on I'm waiting lol
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
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    Only if I get to dress up as an old asian lady and scream HAPPY ENDING?! throughout the whole thing.

    Sure thing ..knock yourself out ....my back is killing me ..I need a massage..I don't care if you dress up as a 2 bit hooker and scream.."I crapped my pants"

    Well then, I'm going in. Not "in" but in. I just need to break out the "offend the sjw" kit. Swear those are getting used up too fast these days. You have time to take a shower first. Please. Think of the children.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Yep..cause hes giving me one too....
    Showered and fresh..now get to it...believe me..if you give me a good massage Im not thinking about children..getting pregnant maybe :D
  • PTSDUK
    PTSDUK Posts: 276 Member
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    clothed or naked?
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
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    Defo naked
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
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    Front or back ;)
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
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    Both wink wink
  • JoaoCCCTeixeira
    JoaoCCCTeixeira Posts: 14 Member
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    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
  • PTSDUK
    PTSDUK Posts: 276 Member
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    Both wink wink

    fingers might slip, if oiled up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited June 2016
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    Yes ..and naked of course ..
    ..getting pregnant maybe :D
    No matter if you're white, asian, etc. These words will make anyone a stereotypical black dad. Now hol' on while I goes for smokes.
    Can you translate ^^^ to Australian ... :D
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
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    Yes, and whose neked you or me!!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    I've done worse at work so sure...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Yep.....I would..
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
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    tfrasur wrote: »
    Yes, and whose neked you or me!!

    Obvs both lols
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
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    Yes I'll need to work some lotion up
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
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    Lotions a ready front or back 1st
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
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    Front, I'm skeered of the back lol
  • Watchinherbackthistime
    Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member
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    Here it comes (no pun intended)
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
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    Here it comes (no pun intended)

    Lies !!

    Do you want a facial when I'm finished?