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Signs you are drinking too much coffee… :yawn: ?

princess_in_power
princess_in_power Posts: 234 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
I was an avid coffee hater till a week and half ago! :love:
Now my hubby and I have one mug in the mornings!!! :drinker:

I found this list while searching for other things "coffee":: (hope you all enjoy as much as I did!)


Signs you are drinking too much coffee… :yawn: ?


- You ski uphill. :laugh:

- You answer the door before people knock. :huh:

- You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. :noway:

- You have to watch videos in fast-forward. :tongue:

- The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake. :devil:

- You’re the employee of the month at the local coffee house . . . and you don’t even work there. :smooched:

- The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. :grumble:

- Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low” :smile:

- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug. :explode:

- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. :ohwell:

- Instant coffee takes too long. :mad:

- When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.” :wink:

- You channel surf faster without a remote. :bigsmile:

- When someone asks, “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.” :flowerforyou:

- You named your cats “Cream” and “Sugar” :love:

- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. :blushing:

Replies

  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Lol! Love these!

    I want a coffee mug with a pic of me on it.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Where can you get a cup of coffee for 64 cents?
  • campi_mama
    campi_mama Posts: 350 Member
    Cute...now I need to go drink my coffee. Excuse me :drinker:
  • ppiinnkkmmoonn
    ppiinnkkmmoonn Posts: 418
    love♥ :drinker:
  • cpauscher
    cpauscher Posts: 41
    MMMMMMM
    Coffee, Coffee, Coffee
    I love it :love:
  • GrampsWooha
    GrampsWooha Posts: 184
    im that person with the pic of himself on his own coffee mug i must admit
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    I'm drinking a cup as I laugh at these!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
    im that person with the pic of himself on his own coffee mug i must admit
    You're picture is on my mug too, I admit it !!
  • GrampsWooha
    GrampsWooha Posts: 184
    im that person with the pic of himself on his own coffee mug i must admit
    You're picture is on my mug too, I admit it !!

    haaaaaaaa!! i hope not the nude one of me
  • j_fattler
    j_fattler Posts: 94 Member
    Lol! Love these!

    I want a coffee mug with a pic of me on it.

    I'll take a coffee mug with your pic on it :wink:
  • peteyTwang
    peteyTwang Posts: 250
    i already have a coffee mug with my 'mug' (a picture of my face) on it but i love the last one, best

    a coffee mug with a picture of your coffee mug on it

    :laugh:
    I want a coffee mug with a pic of me on it.
  • JMCade
    JMCade Posts: 389 Member
    hahahahahaha love this! die hard coffee drinker here!
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Mmmmm coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee :love: :love: :love:

    You can tell I drink too much coffee cuz I can no longer get my teeth white without seeing the dentist. :sad:
  • Hedone
    Hedone Posts: 92
    bahahaha, just finished drinking my coffee while reading this. Loves it :love:
  • oyvonnee
    oyvonnee Posts: 116 Member
    I am drinking the lovely elixir as I type. Great post - loved reading it.

    I like my coffee the same way I like my men

    Strong
    Hot
    Sweet

    :laugh: Yvonne :glasses:
  • princess_in_power
    princess_in_power Posts: 234 Member
    Where can you get a cup of coffee for 64 cents?

    Maybe it's the made at home cost? :laugh:
    :huh: I don't know :bigsmile:
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