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Signs you are drinking too much coffee… :yawn: ?

princess_in_power
Posts: 234 Member
I was an avid coffee hater till a week and half ago! 
Now my hubby and I have one mug in the mornings!!! :drinker:
I found this list while searching for other things "coffee":: (hope you all enjoy as much as I did!)
Signs you are drinking too much coffee… :yawn: ?
- You ski uphill. :laugh:
- You answer the door before people knock. :huh:
- You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. :noway:
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake. :devil:
- You’re the employee of the month at the local coffee house . . . and you don’t even work there. :smooched:
- The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. :grumble:
- Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug. :explode:
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. :ohwell:
- Instant coffee takes too long. :mad:
- When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”
- You channel surf faster without a remote. :bigsmile:
- When someone asks, “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.” :flowerforyou:
- You named your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. :blushing:

Now my hubby and I have one mug in the mornings!!! :drinker:
I found this list while searching for other things "coffee":: (hope you all enjoy as much as I did!)
Signs you are drinking too much coffee… :yawn: ?
- You ski uphill. :laugh:
- You answer the door before people knock. :huh:
- You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. :noway:
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

- The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake. :devil:
- You’re the employee of the month at the local coffee house . . . and you don’t even work there. :smooched:
- The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. :grumble:
- Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”

- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug. :explode:
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. :ohwell:
- Instant coffee takes too long. :mad:
- When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”

- You channel surf faster without a remote. :bigsmile:
- When someone asks, “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.” :flowerforyou:
- You named your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”

- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. :blushing:
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Lol! Love these!
I want a coffee mug with a pic of me on it.0 -
Where can you get a cup of coffee for 64 cents?0
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Cute...now I need to go drink my coffee. Excuse me :drinker:0
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love♥ :drinker:0
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MMMMMMM
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee
I love it0 -
im that person with the pic of himself on his own coffee mug i must admit0
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I'm drinking a cup as I laugh at these!0
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im that person with the pic of himself on his own coffee mug i must admit0
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im that person with the pic of himself on his own coffee mug i must admit
haaaaaaaa!! i hope not the nude one of me0 -
Lol! Love these!
I want a coffee mug with a pic of me on it.
I'll take a coffee mug with your pic on it0 -
i already have a coffee mug with my 'mug' (a picture of my face) on it but i love the last one, best
a coffee mug with a picture of your coffee mug on it
:laugh:I want a coffee mug with a pic of me on it.0 -
hahahahahaha love this! die hard coffee drinker here!0
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Mmmmm coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
You can tell I drink too much coffee cuz I can no longer get my teeth white without seeing the dentist. :sad:0 -
bahahaha, just finished drinking my coffee while reading this. Loves it0
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I am drinking the lovely elixir as I type. Great post - loved reading it.
I like my coffee the same way I like my men
Strong
Hot
Sweet
:laugh: Yvonne :glasses:0 -
Where can you get a cup of coffee for 64 cents?
Maybe it's the made at home cost? :laugh:
:huh: I don't know :bigsmile:0
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