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Napoleon dynamite movie lines

bootqueenmfp
bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
This line reminds me of this app " napoleon don't be jelous that I've been chatting on line with babes all day!"

I love this movie!!!!

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  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    Here you go Tina ya fat lard!
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    edited June 2016
    I love your sleaves they're real big
  • Steelcity13
    Steelcity13 Posts: 6 Member
    Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
  • danhib
    danhib Posts: 290 Member
    Yeah, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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  • MarkofSuccess
    MarkofSuccess Posts: 120 Member
    Got any tots?
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  • jenovatrix
    jenovatrix Posts: 219 Member
    It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
  • matthewdavidross
    matthewdavidross Posts: 17 Member
    "Take a look at what I'm wearing people. You think anyone wants to take a roundhouse kick to the face when I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."
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  • distinctlybeautiful
    distinctlybeautiful Posts: 1,041 Member
    Napoleon's line at the end of this is one of my favorites ...

    Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.

    Napoleon Dynamite: I know what you mean.
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  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
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  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    It's a liger. It's probably my favorite animal. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic.
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member

    Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
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  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    lulufit5 wrote: »
    Vote for Pedro (lol, I went with the super obvious)

    I used to have that tshirt!!!
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    MarkofSuccess wrote: »
    Got any tots?

    Everytime we eat tater tots we quote this!! Lol
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? You could be drinking whole of you wanted to.

    Best pick up lines ever!!!!
  • lauracsanscartier
    lauracsanscartier Posts: 10 Member
    It'd be really nice if you could pull me into town....

    I caught you a delicious bass.....

    We all know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
    Yeah right, Kip, you have the worst reflexes of all time!
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