We broke up because...
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Kept trying to spank me in public0
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I wanted to see fifty shades of tink on her bottom. she didn't find that amusing0
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Manwhore^^^
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she didn't like what I was having to do for the extra income0
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He was dressing in a bonnet and diaper for freaky Fetish people!0
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She kept trying to breastfeed her ex.0
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Wasn't kinky enough0
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Got scared of myself wearing that!
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Every time we scheduled sexy time I'd hear a blood curdling scream from the bathroom! Then I'd find her passed out in front of the mirror!0
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Left her lingerie hanging to dry on the shower curtain rod and never put it away0
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She insisted on making my undies out of old potato sacks!0
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Told me I needed a facial peel0
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She cramped my style0
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Every time I'd ask a question she'd make an "are you stupid?" Face!0
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He had no style0
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She never made me dinner0
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