We broke up because...
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He didn't like what I suggest he eat0
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She made me fast all if the time!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She made me fast all if the time!
She secretly came over to my house and raided my chocolates1 -
He had me arrested for burglary!0
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She requested too many conjugal visits.0
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He requested conjugal visits with everyone but me0
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Like that was a bad thing?
She was seeing a jailbird behind my back!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I got scared when she walked in wearing this!
It is when you always wore this.
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Was so scared of my wild side!0
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She hid behind things jumping out and scaring me ...every night0
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She kept throwing me in front of everything that scared her0
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Kept throwing me under the bus0
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Always liked dates at bus stops0
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Stole my bus pass0
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Missed the bus to our date
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Took me to McDs for our Anniversary Dinner!0
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Opened up a restaurant called high heels and happy meals0
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Looked better wearing my heels than me..0
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Every time I tried to get frisky with her she'd claim to have a headache!0
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Her foreplay included a few slaps in the head..yeahh I got a headache
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