Dear Fellas and Insecure Friends Alike...
benmullins4
Posts: 678 Member
Ok gents. I gotta say, after seeing the progress of many of you men, I AM IMPRESSED! I mean, professional athletes! Male models! Channing Tatum! You guys are really stepping up your game and getting your *kitten* together! I'm proud of you! Some of you are finally seeing your penis again for the first time in years, so congrats! I mean, I'm sorry you're probably a little bit disappointed at what you've now seen. But that's ok, you're a grower not a shower, right?
And that leads me to those with a few insecurities. Love yourselves! Jesus does! Ask @Louise1491. She's a nun, she'll tell you!
So maybe you aren't as hot as the person posting above you. Or maybe you aren't receiving messages with flirtatious under tones and sexual innuendos. So what? Maybe your online crush isn't here on MFP. Try ChristianMingle.com or wherefarmersmeet.com
I promise you that you will find your special someone! And any time anyone tries to bring you down, it's only because they're jealous! #theyhateuscuztheyaintus
And that leads me to those with a few insecurities. Love yourselves! Jesus does! Ask @Louise1491. She's a nun, she'll tell you!
So maybe you aren't as hot as the person posting above you. Or maybe you aren't receiving messages with flirtatious under tones and sexual innuendos. So what? Maybe your online crush isn't here on MFP. Try ChristianMingle.com or wherefarmersmeet.com
I promise you that you will find your special someone! And any time anyone tries to bring you down, it's only because they're jealous! #theyhateuscuztheyaintus
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HAHAHA!!! How'd you know?!?! Thank you sooooo much!!!2
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Reminds me of the joke about two friends in the shower at the gym.
Dang you are really fat!
I know, I know
When is the last time you saw your dick?
I don't know
Why don't you diet?
Why, what color is it now?8 -
need a private group for the crude ppl on here.2
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benmullins4 wrote: »Ok gents. I gotta say, after seeing the progress of many of you men, I AM IMPRESSED! I mean, professional athletes! Male models! Channing Tatum! You guys are really stepping up your game and getting your *kitten* together! I'm proud of you! Some of you are finally seeing your penis again for the first time in years, so congrats! I mean, I'm sorry you're probably a little bit disappointed at what you've now seen. But that's ok, you're a grower not a shower, right?
And that leads me to those with a few insecurities. Love yourselves! Jesus does! Ask @Louise1491. She's a nun, she'll tell you!
So maybe you aren't as hot as the person posting above you. Or maybe you aren't receiving messages with flirtatious under tones and sexual innuendos. So what? Maybe your online crush isn't here on MFP. Try ChristianMingle.com or wherefarmersmeet.com
I promise you that you will find your special someone! And any time anyone tries to bring you down, it's only because they're jealous! #theyhateuscuztheyaintus
Wow - 67 post in 3 days of being on MFP. Amazing. I am sure you know that typing burns a TON of calories. I am so not kidding. I read it on the internet.5 -
One time someone tried to insult by hiding behind a joke. It was cute5
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Tweaking_Time wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »Ok gents. I gotta say, after seeing the progress of many of you men, I AM IMPRESSED! I mean, professional athletes! Male models! Channing Tatum! You guys are really stepping up your game and getting your *kitten* together! I'm proud of you! Some of you are finally seeing your penis again for the first time in years, so congrats! I mean, I'm sorry you're probably a little bit disappointed at what you've now seen. But that's ok, you're a grower not a shower, right?
And that leads me to those with a few insecurities. Love yourselves! Jesus does! Ask @Louise1491. She's a nun, she'll tell you!
So maybe you aren't as hot as the person posting above you. Or maybe you aren't receiving messages with flirtatious under tones and sexual innuendos. So what? Maybe your online crush isn't here on MFP. Try ChristianMingle.com or wherefarmersmeet.com
I promise you that you will find your special someone! And any time anyone tries to bring you down, it's only because they're jealous! #theyhateuscuztheyaintus
Wow - 67 post in 3 days of being on MFP. Amazing. I am sure you know that typing burns a TON of calories. I am so not kidding. I read it on the internet.
That's rather stalkish lol
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AWW... I'm welling up0
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I just want @Louise1491 to get another pointless notification0
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Given her response @GnothiSeauton23 I'm going to say it's safe to assume that she does not have it on vibrate haha0
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Or she does have it on vibrate and doesn't appreciate being put on blast while having a blast.2
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@Louise1491 does where a chastity belt. I can only assume it's made of steel. Maybe the vibrating is way too loud and it's distracting the bishop?0
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@benmullins4 that sounds legit... We think of a small bzzzzz noise...but in her case it could truly be more like "Clang Clang Clang Clang" and that would be quite distracting to the bishops.
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Trying just a little too hard.0
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Stuart Smalley: I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with.2
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Is this the afternath if white knight efforts backfire?!
Not at all. This is the result of, well, those mentioned in the post.
Thanks for the inspiration @Cutaway_Collar! And good luck in your journey!!!0 -
benmullins4 wrote: »Ok gents. I gotta say, after seeing the progress of many of you men, I AM IMPRESSED! I mean, professional athletes! Male models! Channing Tatum! You guys are really stepping up your game and getting your *kitten* together! I'm proud of you! Some of you are finally seeing your penis again for the first time in years, so congrats! I mean, I'm sorry you're probably a little bit disappointed at what you've now seen. But that's ok, you're a grower not a shower, right?
And that leads me to those with a few insecurities. Love yourselves! Jesus does! Ask @Louise1491. She's a nun, she'll tell you!
So maybe you aren't as hot as the person posting above you. Or maybe you aren't receiving messages with flirtatious under tones and sexual innuendos. So what? Maybe your online crush isn't here on MFP. Try ChristianMingle.com or wherefarmersmeet.com
I promise you that you will find your special someone! And any time anyone tries to bring you down, it's only because they're jealous! #theyhateuscuztheyaintus
I *kitten* love you !!!!! This was just epically awesome!!!!
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ha! It's all in good fun! I would be just as quick to make fun of myself0
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »I wonder if she still gets alerts
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