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Lilsparrow23
Lilsparrow23 Posts: 41
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Because he saw the salad dressing... :)

Just saying hello guys!

What are your favorite silly jokes?
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  • momma3sweetgirls
    momma3sweetgirls Posts: 743 Member
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    What is in the middle of Japan?


    The letter 'p'.

    My 6 year old's favourite joke.
  • sparadise
    sparadise Posts: 26 Member
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    Thank you! I love silly jokes! I could have a hay day with a bunch of laffy taffy wrappers!
  • Fattack
    Fattack Posts: 666 Member
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    Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine!
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
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    What is the longest word in the dictionary?.... Smiles because there is a Mile between the two S's.

    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhyno? *shruggs shoulders* Elephino? (pronounced like 'hell if I know').
  • RockinHorseRanch
    RockinHorseRanch Posts: 83
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    Three guys walked into a bar...
    ...the fourth one ducked:laugh:
  • Lilsparrow23
    Lilsparrow23 Posts: 41
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    Lol! Those are some good ones! You guys are great sports...XD

    I also Like anti-jokes....like:

    Q:What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

    A: Get in the car.

    :P
  • Lilsparrow23
    Lilsparrow23 Posts: 41
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    What is in the middle of Japan?


    The letter 'p'.

    My 6 year old's favourite joke.

    haha! awesome!
  • Lilsparrow23
    Lilsparrow23 Posts: 41
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    Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine!

    Anti-joke version:

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

    :)
  • jagh09
    jagh09 Posts: 555 Member
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    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
  • jmruef
    jmruef Posts: 824 Member
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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A stick.

    [This is apparently Simon LeBon's, singer from Duran Duran, favorite joke.]
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
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    Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine!

    Anti-joke version:

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

    :)

    anti jokes are hilarious...
  • Lilsparrow23
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    Some anti jokes are hilarious, others are pretty horrible... My favorite 2 are:

    Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    A: STOLEN.

    Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    A: The holocaust.

    XD
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

    Dam.


    Why does a squirrel swim on it's back?

    To keep it's nuts dry.
  • keb80
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    a pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender said, "hey you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate said " aargh it's driving me nuts!"
  • lins_crafters
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    Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?

    He was looking for Pooh! That used to be my sons fave



    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

    Wheres my tractor.
  • jagh09
    jagh09 Posts: 555 Member
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    a pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender said, "hey you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate said " aargh it's driving me nuts!"

    This just made me snort! Love it.
  • djkymba
    djkymba Posts: 174
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    What kind of bees make milk?
    Boo-bies!
  • euanclouston
    euanclouston Posts: 3
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    The kids used to love this row of questions and answers. They seem to know it's wrong but cannot find the logic.

    Q: How does an elephant get into a cherry tree?

    A: Sits on a seed and waits for it to grow.

    Q: How does an Elephant hide in a cherry tree?

    A: Paints it's toe nails red

    Q: Have you ever seen an Elephant in a cherry tree?

    Reply: No

    A: Shows how well it works then

    Q: How does an Elephant get down from a cherry tree?

    A: Sits on a leaf and waits for Autumn.
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
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    a pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender said, "hey you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate said " aargh it's driving me nuts!"

    The variation is:

    A man walks into the doctors office with a flywheel between his legs. The doctor says 'What is that?'
    The man says 'I don't know but it's driving me nuts.'
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
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    My favourite as a kid was.

    How do you catch an elephant?

    You dig a deep hole and fill it full of ashes. You line the edge of the hole with peas.

    When the elephant shows up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

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