Food should have zero calories if ....

pnieuw
pnieuw Posts: 473 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Add one or two to the list...

Food should have zero calories if....

- you eat it standing up
- it was broken when you started eating it - like a broken cookie, or chips
- you are eating off of your neighbour's plate

Replies

  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    if it's clear or translucent (vodka, tequila, etc.)
  • mom23nuts
    mom23nuts Posts: 636 Member
    you eat it with your eyes closed and with no one looking!
  • mom23nuts
    mom23nuts Posts: 636 Member
    it has at least 1 healthy ingredient....hence chocolate cake made with eggs, and milk it's healthy!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    you're having just a scootch of it, or you're just tasting
  • just4peachy
    just4peachy Posts: 594 Member
    If it's at a party, how can celebrating be bad??
  • MontanaB
    MontanaB Posts: 439 Member
    if you didn't buy it...
  • olag00
    olag00 Posts: 222 Member
    If Chuck Norris says so :wink:
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    If you clap your hands three times, spin around and do a curtsy with each bite.
    lol
  • Valtishia
    Valtishia Posts: 811 Member
    If you share it with your spouse :)
  • brandiuntz
    brandiuntz Posts: 2,717 Member
    If it's your birthday.
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    If you exercise and burn off the calorie amount on the food label after eating it. Hehe, sorry couldn't resist.
  • TenLaws
    TenLaws Posts: 273 Member
    ...you don't eat it.

    OR

    ...you didn't pay for it (like all the junk food my family buys).
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