We broke up because...
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Kept falling asleep......0
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Broke my watch0
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Had nerf syndrome0
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used to steal my lipstick0
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Was mad cause my biceps were bigger0
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Was taking steroids0
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Always trying to "one-up"me!0
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Cheated0
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didn't want to have a threesome0
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She couldn't handle me let alone another!0
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She was to much to handle0
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Stole all of my flowers to make her headgear0
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Stingy with his flowers0
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stole my glasses0
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She thought my glasses were her glasses0
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Whenever I wore my glasses she had the nerve to call me Four Eyes!0
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I wasn't ginger enough for her!0
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Always up to no good ..0
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He was more into blondes0
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Wouldn't help me fund a shot-for-shot remake of the Caligula movie. (Sorry, I'm a big Cinema Snob fan.)0
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Didn't like watching Stephen King Movies with me!0
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wanted me to color my hair red0
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I kept stealing her glasses0
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He was a thief0
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She spoke of lies!0
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Cheaterrrr0
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She couldn't spell and that was just unacceptable!0
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Wouldn't accept me as is0
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She came with a No Return Policy!0
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She wanted to give me back0
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