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    We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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    • Posts: 139 Member
      She didn't think I liked the hand jobs,
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Got hand jobs from the neighbour
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Didn't like when I got a job remodeling the neighbors house

      I work with my hands Woman!!!

    • Posts: 1,662 Member
      Did a special kind of remodeling with her hands....
    • Posts: 139 Member
      She never let me hang out with the neighbor
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Found the neighbours underwear in his drawer
    • Posts: 139 Member
      I caught her sniffing my moms underwear I had her put in my top drawer
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      He still lived with his mom.
    • Posts: 139 Member
      She couldn't understand why I called the neighbor mommy
    • Posts: 3,784 Member
      He's a dork, but I prefer nerdy ladies.
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      I wasn't nerdy enough
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Could not pull her away from gaming.
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      He pulled my hair...and not in a good way.
    • Posts: 163 Member
      Language barrier that was endearing at first became too much over time.
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      He didn't understand English
    • Posts: 5,843 Member
      She didn't understand NO
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      He just liked me to beg all the time.
    • Posts: 5,843 Member
      She liked her wine more than me.
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      He was always whining.
    • Posts: 5,843 Member
      Refused to move to Boston
    • Posts: 2,692 Member
      Refused to love the Cardinals
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      Didn't have a real football team
    • Posts: 2,692 Member
      Nitroalley2 wrote: »
      Didn't have a real football team

      He knew nothing of sports and kept insisting the STL cardinals were a football team instead of a baseball team.
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      edited August 2016
      Chrisjuvers wrote: »
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      He knew nothing of sports and kept insisting the STL cardinals were a football team instead of a baseball team. [/quote)

      Just mad because the cubs have upstaged them in the central division.

      Chi Cubs 71 41 .634 -
      St. Louis 60 54 .526 12.0
      Pittsburgh 57 55 .509 14.0
      Milwaukee 50 62 .446 21.0
      Cincinnati 46 67 .407 25.5
    • Posts: 2,692 Member
      Nitroalley2 wrote: »
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      He was always throwing statistics at me and refused to wear a Cards shirt to the Cubs game.
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      She would not let me be her
      Chrisjuvers wrote: »
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      She would not let hit home runs.
    • Posts: 2,692 Member
      He wanted to be me and kept stretching out my panties everytime he put them on.
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      LOL, Messed that one up! Promised me her panties were edible. Nearly choked me.
    • Posts: 2,692 Member
      He kept asking my to choke him and promised me he liked it.
    • Posts: 14,741 Member
      Kept luring me out into the forest....alone.....in the dark...

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