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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • bigovergrowndork
    bigovergrowndork Posts: 139 Member
    She didn't think I liked the hand jobs,
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Got hand jobs from the neighbour
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't like when I got a job remodeling the neighbors house

    I work with my hands Woman!!!

  • merryward13
    merryward13 Posts: 1,662 Member
    Did a special kind of remodeling with her hands....
  • bigovergrowndork
    bigovergrowndork Posts: 139 Member
    She never let me hang out with the neighbor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Found the neighbours underwear in his drawer
  • bigovergrowndork
    bigovergrowndork Posts: 139 Member
    I caught her sniffing my moms underwear I had her put in my top drawer
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    He still lived with his mom.
  • bigovergrowndork
    bigovergrowndork Posts: 139 Member
    She couldn't understand why I called the neighbor mommy
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    He's a dork, but I prefer nerdy ladies.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I wasn't nerdy enough
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Could not pull her away from gaming.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    He pulled my hair...and not in a good way.
  • sfcrocker
    sfcrocker Posts: 163 Member
    Language barrier that was endearing at first became too much over time.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    He didn't understand English
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She didn't understand NO
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    He just liked me to beg all the time.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She liked her wine more than me.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    He was always whining.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Refused to move to Boston
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Refused to love the Cardinals
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Didn't have a real football team
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    Didn't have a real football team

    He knew nothing of sports and kept insisting the STL cardinals were a football team instead of a baseball team.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    edited August 2016
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    Didn't have a real football team

    He knew nothing of sports and kept insisting the STL cardinals were a football team instead of a baseball team. [/quote)

    Just mad because the cubs have upstaged them in the central division.

    Chi Cubs 71 41 .634 -
    St. Louis 60 54 .526 12.0
    Pittsburgh 57 55 .509 14.0
    Milwaukee 50 62 .446 21.0
    Cincinnati 46 67 .407 25.5
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    Didn't have a real football team

    He knew nothing of sports and kept insisting the STL cardinals were a football team instead of a baseball team. [/quote)

    Just mad because the cubs have upstaged them in the central division.

    Chi Cubs 71 41 .634 -
    St. Louis 60 54 .526 12.0
    Pittsburgh 57 55 .509 14.0
    Milwaukee 50 62 .446 21.0
    Cincinnati 46 67 .407 25.5

    He was always throwing statistics at me and refused to wear a Cards shirt to the Cubs game.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    She would not let me be her
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    Didn't have a real football team

    He knew nothing of sports and kept insisting the STL cardinals were a football team instead of a baseball team. [/quote)

    Just mad because the cubs have upstaged them in the central division.

    Chi Cubs 71 41 .634 -
    St. Louis 60 54 .526 12.0
    Pittsburgh 57 55 .509 14.0
    Milwaukee 50 62 .446 21.0
    Cincinnati 46 67 .407 25.5

    He was always throwing statistics at me and refused to wear a Cards shirt to the Cubs game.

    She would not let hit home runs.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    He wanted to be me and kept stretching out my panties everytime he put them on.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    LOL, Messed that one up! Promised me her panties were edible. Nearly choked me.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    He kept asking my to choke him and promised me he liked it.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Kept luring me out into the forest....alone.....in the dark...

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