Cyanide - Joke

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hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked
up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, " I
would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, " Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the
law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now,that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked
    up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, " I
    would like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, " Lord have mercy!
    I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the
    law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
    of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
    cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now,that's
    different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
  • superdude
    superdude Posts: 3
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    VERY VERY FUNNY:laugh:laugh:
  • xXmimiXx
    xXmimiXx Posts: 564 Member
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    Hahahahahahhahaaahahah
  • TRLTAMPA
    TRLTAMPA Posts: 824
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    sounds like something i would do
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    :laugh:
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
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    LMAO!!! Thank you, I needed that! :laugh:
  • DaisyJane
    DaisyJane Posts: 147 Member
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    Great stuff :laugh:

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