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New wife

Amandamccl
Posts: 380
A husband and wife were lying in bed
together one night. The wife rolled over
and placed her hand lovingly on the chest
of her husband. “Honey,” the wife said, “if I
died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “Never, my dear.”
The wife said, “I”m sure you would.”
So the husband said, “Okay, I would”
“Would you let her sleep in our bed?” the
wife asked.
And the husband replied, “I suppose so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her
wear my clothes?”
“I doubt she”d want to,” the husband said.
“She”d be so much thinner.”
together one night. The wife rolled over
and placed her hand lovingly on the chest
of her husband. “Honey,” the wife said, “if I
died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “Never, my dear.”
The wife said, “I”m sure you would.”
So the husband said, “Okay, I would”
“Would you let her sleep in our bed?” the
wife asked.
And the husband replied, “I suppose so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her
wear my clothes?”
“I doubt she”d want to,” the husband said.
“She”d be so much thinner.”
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very funny0
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That should motivate anyone to workout0
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lol0
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Damn! That husband must be looking for a beatdown! Lol0
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