How would the first date end with the person above?

On the eighteenth

At the clubhouse

With a shot of vodka

Hugs and plans for a GNO

Him realising he's been fast asleep dreaming the whole thing

With me waking up wondering how I drank that much and then sorting out another night

We'd be sharing secrets of best ways to offend in public, try out some and be thrown out by the manager

Contacting someone to post Bail

We would dance on our own