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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    I laughed out loud.

    Ironically he does know German and his preferred safe word is turtle. That was weird.
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 575 Member
    edited August 2016
    Was hired as a seasonal window washer at the Empire State Building on the condition she supply her own work equipment. Because she lied about her work experience on her application she didn't know what equipment was needed and was too embarrassed to ask so she licked all 6,500 windows clean.
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Once lied about her age on an application form so, to save face, grew a beard and developed a deliberate limp.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is an expert brazilian waxer ..
    Excels at sack , back and crack waxing
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I've braided her beard :o
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    More hair on her legs than mine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was born with V :p
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    Super sweet but she was born with a D :D
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Can't make up her mind. Does she want a D or a V
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Obviously he can provide both
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She loves beards!
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    edited August 2016
    He would be gorgous with one
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She would be gorgeous with a beard!
  • RobDowney
    RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member
    She would be gorgeous with a beard :#
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    I may or may not already have a beard but it's *down there*. He keeps asking to see it :D
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    She has a *kitten* :#
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    She pets her *Kitten* with a flyswatter because she was told it was more humane.
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    I may or may not already have a beard but it's *down there*. He keeps asking to see it :D
    Its like a forest, if you are invited to visit bring survival gear. You may never make it out. Good news, it tends to have its own bread crumb trails.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Don't let the innocence fool you, @Verchild has visited it more than once.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    Once she sucks them into her forest she ties them up with zip ties to never be heard from again
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Once she sucks them into her forest she ties them up with zip ties to never be heard from again

    Put the lotion on its skin.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Is obsessed with Silence of Lambs, starts a Internet store selling lotion and zip ties
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Don't let the innocence fool you, @Verchild has visited it more than once.

    Multiple times, its like the disneyworld of V aginal canivals. There is a ride, a show, even a water event! I went into a tunnel and cried.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    ^ has a boat.
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Is on that boat
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Is crying because they won't let him on the boat.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    she pushed him off into the water when he tried.
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Is walking around the boat in just a life jacket, no bottoms
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    Got fired for drinking on the job but showed up anyway the next day because she didn't remember
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Is addicted to rum soaked raisins.

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