I broke up with the poster above because....

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Jolenetaylor5513
Jolenetaylor5513 Posts: 226 Member
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  • Jolenetaylor5513
    Jolenetaylor5513 Posts: 226 Member
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    His horrible taste in memes
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    I'd never break up with the poster above!

    But I'd break up with the OP for posting this thread.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    So you don't log exercises or food but want to chit chat?

    Are you saying there's something wrong with people who don't log regularly?
    Your diary needs to be synched, kat. No excuses.

    I dunno after awhile I can remember how many calories chicken has and add things up in my head.
    You could buy a weighing scale from amazon and measure the ounces of chicken. Then add 15% for additives. Amazon prime ships within the same day.

    You're just full of awesome ideas eh
    Ane believe me i have every gadget...I'm spoiled. I get what i want
  • Pghbabex3
    Pghbabex3 Posts: 13 Member
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    She cheated on me
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
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    Because they hang around in the chitchat section of MFP :huh:
  • Wattyz
    Wattyz Posts: 91 Member
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    Because they wouldn't let me ride their cool bike
  • Will_Run_for_Food
    Will_Run_for_Food Posts: 561 Member
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    Because she kept using up my favourite hair dye
  • cosmonew
    cosmonew Posts: 514 Member
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    I broke up with Run Timer...cause it hurts when she hugs me...Nice Bicep.
  • speedfreak75
    speedfreak75 Posts: 81 Member
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    caught her using my toothbrush!
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    He sped when driving
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    she deleted all my japanese squid porn
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    cosmonew wrote: »
    I broke up with Run Timer...cause it hurts when she hugs me...Nice Bicep.

    Um Runtimer is a boy btw. And he wouldn't hurt a fly. . Well unless you're into that. ;)
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    He likes to dress as a bumble bee and have me pluck his wings off
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    he loved flies too much
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    She thought I was a guy...boy did she get a surprise
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    haha. told me she was a guy when she wasnt
  • gregproctor44
    gregproctor44 Posts: 237 Member
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    He takes bathroom selfies at the gym
  • ChrisNels1
    ChrisNels1 Posts: 16,638 Member
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    He thought he was Captain America
  • 143tobe
    143tobe Posts: 620 Member
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    She threw away my Wonder Woman cape and served chilled monkey brains for dinner.

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