I broke up with the poster above because....
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She was always trying to touch everybody else's thighs1
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Used the F word to often0
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Doesn't talk dirty1
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Only talks about dirt0
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Would never have a clean conversation0
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Doesn't enjoy being covered in mud for deep conversations.0
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Never wanted to do any other exercise than mud wrestling.0
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Always wrestled with decisions on what she wanted to do0
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Would never offer any advice0
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Was always asking me how to questions for the most obvious0
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Her hair was better than mine0
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Always put me down when I asked for advice
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Would try to hypnotize me with opposing stripe patterns0
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Was never a big fan of my zebras.0
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Had size Z bras0
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Jealous of my fabulous boobs.0
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Always flaunting her boobs0
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Implanted a 3rd boob. Made me feel too insecure.0
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Always referred to me as her third boob.
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Would snap selfies while driving.0
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She kept yelling at me for snapping selfies while driving.0
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He misunderstood that I was hard of hearing and he thought I was yelling.0
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