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Ziggie13
Ziggie13 Posts: 248
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
There was a group called My Fitness Pal and one day, I found some new friends.

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  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    So i decided to make a cake to celebrate!
  • kriots
    kriots Posts: 375 Member
    then i gained water weight so i ran outside for an hour
  • emilymiesel
    emilymiesel Posts: 207 Member
    And jogged until my butt fell off
  • rikisue206
    rikisue206 Posts: 99 Member
    Then I bragged to my friends on MFP that I ran off all of the cake calories!
  • Myra73
    Myra73 Posts: 54 Member
    I jogged around the block to retrieve my butt, because I like it, you know, for sitting.
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    Didnt find it though. Had to make an appointment at the butt doctor to get a...
  • themurph8910
    themurph8910 Posts: 124
    J-lo booty. I thought about what else to do in the mean time
  • But, I couldn't find it because it dissapeared from all that running.
  • Sandra59
    Sandra59 Posts: 25 Member
    But the guy got out of the truck and said
  • denyse24
    denyse24 Posts: 62
    a little mangled from laying around while I was looking for it but back on it went and I ......
  • emilymiesel
    emilymiesel Posts: 207 Member
    But when I found it, it looked like a bag of cottage cheese and so I thought butt implants would be nicer and have less of a resemblance to golf ball divets
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    And I have always wanted to get my DD cups reduced, so I decided to take the fat from my chest and put it in my butt.
  • Ziggie13
    Ziggie13 Posts: 248
    so, now that I have my butt back I can be a couch potatoe again. Then it hit me I need to......





    (Your doing great I like :laugh: the story. Keep going)
  • Sandra59
    Sandra59 Posts: 25 Member
    stay away from couches and potatoes unless I want my butt to become...........
  • emeraldpearl
    emeraldpearl Posts: 60 Member
    two midgets have n a fight in my pants , and the one on the left lost because..............
  • kriots
    kriots Posts: 375 Member
    he bit me on the butt, then I noticed with all the butt workouts my arms got flabby, but someone was knocking on the door
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