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So i decided to make a cake to celebrate!0
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then i gained water weight so i ran outside for an hour0
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And jogged until my butt fell off0
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Then I bragged to my friends on MFP that I ran off all of the cake calories!0
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I jogged around the block to retrieve my butt, because I like it, you know, for sitting.0
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Didnt find it though. Had to make an appointment at the butt doctor to get a...0
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J-lo booty. I thought about what else to do in the mean time0
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But, I couldn't find it because it dissapeared from all that running.0
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But the guy got out of the truck and said0
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a little mangled from laying around while I was looking for it but back on it went and I ......0
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But when I found it, it looked like a bag of cottage cheese and so I thought butt implants would be nicer and have less of a resemblance to golf ball divets0
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And I have always wanted to get my DD cups reduced, so I decided to take the fat from my chest and put it in my butt.0
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so, now that I have my butt back I can be a couch potatoe again. Then it hit me I need to......
(Your doing great I like :laugh: the story. Keep going)0 -
stay away from couches and potatoes unless I want my butt to become...........0
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two midgets have n a fight in my pants , and the one on the left lost because..............0
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he bit me on the butt, then I noticed with all the butt workouts my arms got flabby, but someone was knocking on the door0
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