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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He was slow on the uptake
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she was sneaking off to baseball games without me
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Kept trying to steal home - with others!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    lol she actually wore a chastity belt :anguished:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He never used key on said belt
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    He gave me the key to her belt.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Found him with his key in someone elses lock
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Found a strange collection of locks of hair
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    She has colour coded locks for every single person in the basement. I was confused.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    his bathroom flooded and he used my clothes to soak up the water
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He wanted me to stick my finge...errmm never mind..lets just say he was a dirty bird :D
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    haha she made me nervous with some of her fetishes
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Wouldn't stick her finger in th...... errrrm, agreed, best left alone.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Her Polly wanted s lot more than a cracker from the neighbor
  • TorontoDiane
    TorontoDiane Posts: 1,413 Member
    edited September 2016
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    lol griffk00

    he forgot to tell me about his wife and kids with 10 other wives and 16 fiancés and I think 400 girlfriends ... thankfully he was exhausted and didn't talk in his sleep...

    ps kidding.. I just read this stuff on here it makes me laugh
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    @kvm11628 had a few too many polly's for my liking
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He was Poly. I was a one man kind of gal.
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    She wouldn't put on the suit and say "Polly want a cracker"
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    he wanted me to dress like a cockatoo :confused:
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    When I asked whether he was "experienced" at dress-up, he told me he'd had a cockatoo.

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