Have you ever ___________?

No

Have you made homemade tortillas?

Banana bread

Have you made zucchini bread?

Nope

HYE made herb and garlic bread? (this bread is the reason i had to get rid of my breadmaker )

Yes. But not in ages. I love fishing

HYE gone deep sea fishing? (off a boat)

No

Have you hunted?

No

Have you witnessed a shooting?

Basically - underestimating my amounts by not fully weighing everything when I get lazy to do so. I'm quite sure it's 'under' and not over

HYE felt marginalized by society in some way?

No

HYE been in a strip club?

Yes

HYE bought from an Adult Shop?

Many times.

Ever surprised a loved one with what you've bought from an adult shop?

Yes. I said no!

Have you ever discovered a new fantasy by something you have seen in an Adult Shop?

no - most likely not a good idea

HYE started and could not stop laughing at a very inappropriate time?

Yes....

Have you ever laughed during sex or foreplay?

No

HYE parasailed?

No

HYE sung into a broomstick while cleaning ( or mop)