Tight pants on guys?

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  • dietcepheus
    dietcepheus Posts: 26 Member
    #2, #3 is okay for a more casual look, #4 are frankly ridiculous, #1 are a little too tight
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    MeganMoroz89 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    You're supposed to wear whatever makes your bulge show the most.

    If you go by this then guys should just always wear sweats. There's something about sweatpants that just draws your eyes to the D.

    Well in the gym it's usually due to the large sweat stain outlining it. But hey those old guys have it figured out, I should be taking notes from them.
  • teetertatertango
    teetertatertango Posts: 229 Member
    wilsoncl6 wrote: »
    If you're a rocker or a throwback to the 80's hair bands, go for 1. If you're between the ages of 16 and 24, probably 2. If you're between the ages of 25 and 35, probably 3. Anything above that, none of the above, unless you're sporting some serious quads, calves and butt then go for 3. My typical wear is 3.

    Never 4 unless you want to look as feminie as possible. If you do, then go for 4. The guys you're into will love it.

    Curious what you would have a >35 thin male wear?
  • AdamAthletic
    AdamAthletic Posts: 2,985 Member
    All my jeans are slimfit stretch.
    Pretty sure that #4 isn't advertising guys jeans, but then - I could be mistaken.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    #3
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    You can fit your legs in those....? not if your hanging round our town..

    What does this mean? lol
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    AdamAthletic wrote: »
    All my jeans are slimfit stretch.
    Pretty sure that #4 isn't advertising guys jeans, but then - I could be mistaken.

    I think #4 is a woman. And those are a woman's shoe in this men's style that just came into fashion this fall. So, I think it's a woman wearing women's shoes (that look like men's style shoes). What I am saying is that maybe the shoes threw him off.
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  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Depends...do you have a thigh gap? Or back dimples?

    How do I miss these things... :disappointed:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I really don't like those white slip on shoes with the #2 jeans.
  • elle_bear_11
    elle_bear_11 Posts: 246 Member
    2 and 3 both look good..
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    2 or 3

    What's with the shirt in 4?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    trinairby wrote: »
    How bout some dressing room selfies then we vote

    This!!
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    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    BellaCosta17 wrote: »
    GN

    Night!
  • DarlingNikki2011
    DarlingNikki2011 Posts: 287 Member
    #3. Idk the brand or cut of those, but get a slim fit flat from jean and/or pants. They will work in every occassion. Promise.
  • KarlMarx2
    KarlMarx2 Posts: 60 Member
    3 without a doubt. Slimfit4life
  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
    teetertatertango wrote: »
    wilsoncl6 wrote: »
    If you're a rocker or a throwback to the 80's hair bands, go for 1. If you're between the ages of 16 and 24, probably 2. If you're between the ages of 25 and 35, probably 3. Anything above that, none of the above, unless you're sporting some serious quads, calves and butt then go for 3. My typical wear is 3.

    Never 4 unless you want to look as feminie as possible. If you do, then go for 4. The guys you're into will love it.

    Curious what you would have a >35 thin male wear?

    Straight/Slim fit jeans, no skinny jeans. Straight legs aren't tight and don't taper or flare so they fit the same from waist to ankle.
  • mojo75
    mojo75 Posts: 314 Member
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    oh yes
  • mojo75
    mojo75 Posts: 314 Member
    that picture makes my junk hurt lol
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    mojo75 wrote: »
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    I lol'd at this . Bet he has a camel toe and all.
  • mojo75
    mojo75 Posts: 314 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    mojo75 wrote: »
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    I lol'd at this . Bet he has a camel toe and all.

    you know that zipper was right between his balls! lol
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    You know he's probably rocking a pair of these bad boys too

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  • beginforthelasttime16
    beginforthelasttime16 Posts: 533 Member
    I like 3!
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  • IndySue13
    IndySue13 Posts: 22 Member
    3rd, then 2nd.
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    You don't need pants
  • CharlieBeansmomTracey
    CharlieBeansmomTracey Posts: 7,682 Member
    none of them unless you like your junk strangled and not in a good way

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