Have you ever ___________?

I'm sure i have

Have you ever ridden a horse?

no to animal or motor

HYE eaten or drank something past it's expired date?

not a real one - just mechanical

HYE had a 'martini lunch'?

I have, actually. I received the "Presidential Award for Excellence in Literature" when I was in high school for something I wrote. It even has Bush Jr's signature.

Have you ever finished an entire 24pk of a crappy beer to yourself?

No - might be fun though LOL

Same question

Possibly

HYE eaten a whole pie in one sitting?

No

Have you ever eaten a whole rotisserie chicken?

No.

Have you ever given/received a high-five so intense you hurt your hands for a couple hours or days?

Yes.

Have you ever slapped a stranger's butt?

Not that I remember. Lol.

HYE eaten a tub of ice cream by yourself?