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He keeps telling me to roll over .. I'm like, not a dog, yo

novio50 wrote: »

she makes a living laying on the floor....

Making Dust Angels! You tube pays good money for this..

Had to take badass classes

She killed a man once. It was a Friday night, and he cut her off on the freeway after a three hour delay. Where's the body? "Boy did you see that great new asphalt they poured down for the new lane?"

She is secretly a wizard using the form of a hot woman to go undetected from the eye of Sauron.

Lives a double life. Hides in the closet and eats Doritos at night and is health food guru by day.

thinks hanging upside down will reverse breast droopage

donates her time giving men "prince Albert's" in exchange for used earl grey tea bags

He creates penis sculptures w cheese puffs ...which explains other poster's arousal

Uses penis sculptures while eating cheese puffs, lol

Has a vast collection of stolen bookmarks

Is responsible for the "Brangelina" divorce

Has zero sense of humor

Steals my socks to put on her guinea pigs feet

she's a natural red head who doesnt lift

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

He bench presses me on Wednesdays. Got mad that I have to skip tomorrow.

you are supposed to post a lie