I Solemnly Swear That I'm Up To No Good

Yep, that's me. A riot, nuisance, fun lovin' son of a B. Brand new, looking not only to lose some weight and learn to eat right, but learn to love myself for who I am and not what I look like. I'm a flirt, sarcastically gifted, music lover, sports fan. If I sound like your type of scum, well, creep it on over and let's get to work.