We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she expected to wait on her hand and foot0
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She didn't think I ran hard enough0
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He ran so hard that he just kept running and running and running, I never saw him again0
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She said she was dizzy just was drunk. ALL. THE. TIME.1
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He kept talking about his ex0
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She was hung up on why her ex was hung up on his ex0
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I made her ring tone Baby Got Back.0
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It certainly wasn't because of bad musical selections0
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He didn't like the collar I bought him ..ungrateful *kitten*
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She wanted me to be her puppy0
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She hated my puppy dog eyes1
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She was always dogging me in front of her friends.0
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All above sister-Xes made a union0
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Was never happy with only me.0
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She never wore the right sized pants0
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Refused to lend me his pants.0
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Always had her hands down somebody else's pants0
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Was too jealous0
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She always stole my pants0
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He never wore any pants!0
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Wore my underpants0
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She was posing on the internet for other guyz... still wearing my pants0
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I saw some chick online wearing his missing pants0
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I couldn't come up with a good pun for missing pants being found online. I know it's there!0
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He was always thinking about puns during sexy time!
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She was into PUNishments.0
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He was scared of me!
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She scared the whole neighborhood0
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He called me a Witch1
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She kept blaming me for the stuff I never said... though eveybody knew it was true0
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