We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Died under mysterious circumstances0
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Loved to hard0
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Was never hard enough0
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Wasn't a rug muncher
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The goats kept eating our wedding rings.
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Cared more about the goats than me0
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She was so insecure ..needed constant reassurance0
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She's obsessed with sex and not after real true love... (yes I will use this one for a while haha)1
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No sex
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She was a prude0
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He loved another
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Ahh, she was a vegetarian0
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she ate double her potion of meat when I cooked0
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He liked lots of sausage 0
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lol she wouldn't eat sausage0
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The bacon was too HAWT0
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Smelled like bacon all the time1
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he was a little too crazy0
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He wasn't quite crazy enough0
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She wouldn't let me lick her toes
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He had a foot fetish0
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Disappeared with our savings0
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She was broke!0
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Gold digger0
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she was too stingy with her money!0
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He made me pay all the bills and kept his money for himself, hookers and blow0
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Ha!
He insisted I could only watch after he made me pay for it.0 -
She wanted sex 10 times a day I just don't have that kind of time
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He figured out a way to accommodate the ten.. It was when I asked for twenty that he gave up0
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