Pervs and pervettes

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  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    how's everyone's balls doing today

    now theres a loaded question. i'm just sitting in the corner. still loaded. its a free for all out there.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    how's everyone's balls doing today

    It would appear the menu has changed to a main course of a large piece of meat, with heavy protein and cream pies for desert...It also seems that some prefer desert first.
  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member
    how's everyone's balls doing today

    Hey C, we have the heimlich manouver, cream pies, double dipping, tasting...what can i get you?
  • KrazyLeeLee
    KrazyLeeLee Posts: 2,885 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    OMG, this is sooo unsanitary...all this double dipping....

    You turn the chip around and dip the other side, silly!

    Would you get a different kind of dip this way?
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself

    I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit

    It'll come out in the wash. No worries

    That is what Monica said.....
  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member
    awesome! I want to make sure I get it right!

    if you don't, Im afraid I will have to spank you

  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    OMG, this is sooo unsanitary...all this double dipping....

    You turn the chip around and dip the other side, silly!

    Would you get a different kind of dip this way?

    You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    OMG, this is sooo unsanitary...all this double dipping....

    You turn the chip around and dip the other side, silly!

    Would you get a different kind of dip this way?

    You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.

    Wong Hoe is the Chinese porn star that takes it in the back door...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    OMG, this is sooo unsanitary...all this double dipping....

    You turn the chip around and dip the other side, silly!

    Would you get a different kind of dip this way?

    You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.

    Wong Hoe is the Chinese porn star that takes it in the back door...

    I saw that one!! She carries all her groceries through the back door, it was closest to the kitchen. She's a tough cookie!
  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member
    You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.

    i like different consistency to my dips, there are those that liked to be run across your lips; some are tart with a big pucker factor; others are thick, engorged with flavor and beg to be tasted, i even like the marinara dips.

  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself

    I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?
  • BinaryFu
    BinaryFu Posts: 240 Member
    I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself

    I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?

    I usually prefer to dress up cooking assistants in protective restraints to make sure they don't slip and fall someplace I don't want them to.

    Generally speaking, elbows get tied to the knees, hair gets tied, pulled back and anchored to an ankle or just left loose for me to help guide them...oh, and I usually place their phone somewhere that they can feel it easily as I put it on vibrate so phone calls don't disturb the atmosphere in the kitchen.

    Safety first...like using a safe word. Mine's "Keep going"
  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?

    I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.

  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    how's everyone's balls doing today

    now theres a loaded question. i'm just sitting in the corner. still loaded. its a free for all out there.

    I know this technique that unloads.

    Really? hmmm.. maybe we should discuss that
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?

    I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.

    Lol.. I've gotten groomed. I'm bare.
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    BinaryFu wrote: »
    I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself

    I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?

    I usually prefer to dress up cooking assistants in protective restraints to make sure they don't slip and fall someplace I don't want them to.

    Generally speaking, elbows get tied to the knees, hair gets tied, pulled back and anchored to an ankle or just left loose for me to help guide them...oh, and I usually place their phone somewhere that they can feel it easily as I put it on vibrate so phone calls don't disturb the atmosphere in the kitchen.

    Safety first...like using a safe word. Mine's "Keep going"

    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    ....and when I place my hand ...here...now cough
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2016
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    I thought swallowing was the best remedy?
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    What is "this"? Oh you're taking my temp?! Lol
  • BinaryFu
    BinaryFu Posts: 240 Member
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    I thought swallowing was the best remedy?

    If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'. :D
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    BinaryFu wrote: »
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    I thought swallowing was the best remedy?

    If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'. :D

    Bwahahaha! Good point!
  • Domino_75
    Domino_75 Posts: 373 Member
    BinaryFu wrote: »
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    I thought swallowing was the best remedy?

    If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'. :D

    Or in skinny jeans.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?

    I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.

    Lol.. I've gotten groomed. I'm bare.

    not many hairless species out there.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    all my jeans fit like skinny jeans....(runs off crying) They pinched my balls...
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    Domino_75 wrote: »
    BinaryFu wrote: »
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    I thought swallowing was the best remedy?

    If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'. :D

    Or in skinny jeans.

    real men don't wear skinny jeans. sheesh
  • Oxytocin_Panda
    Oxytocin_Panda Posts: 464 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »

    real men don't wear skinny jeans. sheesh

    real men CAN'T wear skinny jeans
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »

    not many hairless species out there.

    Actually there's quite a few.. on both sides of the aisle. But we won't get into my methods.
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    BinaryFu wrote: »
    So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao

    Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue

    I thought swallowing was the best remedy?

    If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'. :D

    ;):p
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »

    Onto your tongue maybe..

    Wait what outfit?

    I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.

    Lol.. I've gotten groomed. I'm bare.

    not many hairless species out there.

    If you like it furry, next time I'll miss my grooming appointment. Lol. I am lazy.
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