Pervs and pervettes
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ProbablyOutFishing wrote: »how's everyone's balls doing today
now theres a loaded question. i'm just sitting in the corner. still loaded. its a free for all out there.0 -
ProbablyOutFishing wrote: »how's everyone's balls doing today
It would appear the menu has changed to a main course of a large piece of meat, with heavy protein and cream pies for desert...It also seems that some prefer desert first.0 -
ProbablyOutFishing wrote: »how's everyone's balls doing today
Hey C, we have the heimlich manouver, cream pies, double dipping, tasting...what can i get you?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Would you get a different kind of dip this way?0 -
merryward13 wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself
I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit
It'll come out in the wash. No worries
That is what Monica said.....
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Need2BFitAgain wrote: »awesome! I want to make sure I get it right!
if you don't, Im afraid I will have to spank you
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KrazyLeeLee wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Would you get a different kind of dip this way?
You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »KrazyLeeLee wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Would you get a different kind of dip this way?
You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.
Wong Hoe is the Chinese porn star that takes it in the back door...1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »KrazyLeeLee wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Would you get a different kind of dip this way?
You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.
Wong Hoe is the Chinese porn star that takes it in the back door...
I saw that one!! She carries all her groceries through the back door, it was closest to the kitchen. She's a tough cookie!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »You know, only if you hit the wrong hole. There's sometimes a variety of dips laid out in front of you.
i like different consistency to my dips, there are those that liked to be run across your lips; some are tart with a big pucker factor; others are thick, engorged with flavor and beg to be tasted, i even like the marinara dips.
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Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself
I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?2 -
KourageousKarina wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself
I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?
I usually prefer to dress up cooking assistants in protective restraints to make sure they don't slip and fall someplace I don't want them to.
Generally speaking, elbows get tied to the knees, hair gets tied, pulled back and anchored to an ankle or just left loose for me to help guide them...oh, and I usually place their phone somewhere that they can feel it easily as I put it on vibrate so phone calls don't disturb the atmosphere in the kitchen.
Safety first...like using a safe word. Mine's "Keep going"0 -
KourageousKarina wrote: »
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?
I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.
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ProbablyOutFishing wrote: »Tomk652015 wrote: »ProbablyOutFishing wrote: »how's everyone's balls doing today
now theres a loaded question. i'm just sitting in the corner. still loaded. its a free for all out there.
I know this technique that unloads.
Really? hmmm.. maybe we should discuss that0 -
Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?
I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.
Lol.. I've gotten groomed. I'm bare.1 -
KourageousKarina wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »I'm sorry I'm dipping into this tasting but um couldn't help myself
I misread this as 'dripping' - I would want it to drip down and ruin your outfit
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?
I usually prefer to dress up cooking assistants in protective restraints to make sure they don't slip and fall someplace I don't want them to.
Generally speaking, elbows get tied to the knees, hair gets tied, pulled back and anchored to an ankle or just left loose for me to help guide them...oh, and I usually place their phone somewhere that they can feel it easily as I put it on vibrate so phone calls don't disturb the atmosphere in the kitchen.
Safety first...like using a safe word. Mine's "Keep going"
So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao0 -
KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
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Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
....and when I place my hand ...here...now cough0 -
Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
I thought swallowing was the best remedy?2 -
Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
What is "this"? Oh you're taking my temp?! Lol0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
I thought swallowing was the best remedy?
If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
I thought swallowing was the best remedy?
If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'.
Bwahahaha! Good point!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
I thought swallowing was the best remedy?
If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'.
Or in skinny jeans.0 -
KourageousKarina wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?
I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.
Lol.. I've gotten groomed. I'm bare.
not many hairless species out there.0 -
all my jeans fit like skinny jeans....(runs off crying) They pinched my balls...1
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
I thought swallowing was the best remedy?
If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'.
Or in skinny jeans.
real men don't wear skinny jeans. sheesh0 -
Tomk652015 wrote: »
real men don't wear skinny jeans. sheesh
real men CAN'T wear skinny jeans0 -
Tomk652015 wrote: »
not many hairless species out there.
Actually there's quite a few.. on both sides of the aisle. But we won't get into my methods.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »So where's the doctor from the bar??! Lmao
Im here! please, put this in your mouth, under your tongue
I thought swallowing was the best remedy?
If it fits under your tongue, don't bother. Just sayin'.
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Tomk652015 wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »KourageousKarina wrote: »
Onto your tongue maybe..
Wait what outfit?
I'm guessing Furries based on your PP.
Lol.. I've gotten groomed. I'm bare.
not many hairless species out there.
If you like it furry, next time I'll miss my grooming appointment. Lol. I am lazy.0
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